Board repair in Little Compton, RI

Manisses, can we hang out while I'm here, bro? That would be absolutely gruvi. I'm sure there's so much I can learn from you in and out of the water. What time and where should we meet up? Should I wax my fins before or after you get there? What am I to do about all that red crap in the water? So many questions, bro. I need your wisdom and guidance!!!

 

Oh man, way to lay it on. Don't get your old, grey balls hairs all frazzled. You sure are a feisty old golden bear

 

AO, let's charge with Manisses tonight on these raging 18-inchers. Hopefully, my wax comb will scrape off these damn decals off my Subayota Priuster to be more like his stealthy white van.

So stoked to charge with Manisses tonight!!!

 

We can put Metard's Pokemon and dolls holding dildos stickers on Manisses ride since surf stickers are soooo not cool.

 

Where'd Manisses go??? He must be getting ready for our shred sesh. So stoked. So, so stoked.

 

Take Atanticoo on a nice date somewhere they serve oysters and be sure to pick up the tab. Wear a flat brimmed hat but take it off once you get inside. Make sure your calf length RVCA socks are clean. Maybe stick a sliver of some sticky bumps into your shirt pocket - it gives off that 'I truly am a surfer' smell. I think atanticoo really likes you. You two groms can head back to your surf sticker mobile and park by a place there is 2 foot mush breaking, so you can tell each other radical stories about that time you dropped in on a 3 foot face and slashed it so hard your fins came out the back, and maybe you were even doing a grab at the same time. You can dream together about one day making it to the mecca of surfing - the Volcom North Shore House where you can just hang all day with the worlds broiest of bros. You can film it all and call it Brokeback Rhode Island.

 

Yes, bro. Let it all out. Feel better now? Good. You can't have any hate during our upcoming shred sesh. Only stoke.

btw, no RVCA socks on this guy. Can I sub Mr. Zog's for sticky bumps breh? Does it count if there's top coat mashed into all my chest hairs from last night's sesh as well as this morning's? I need to know all the deets and protocol, bro, if I am to be initiated into high Rhodey surf society. Not shotting for a bronze statue, that's too lofty. Hoping to make it to the wax museum in a few decades though.

So stoked for our sesh, bro. But a bit nervous. I got what it takes, I know I do. I've been ripping on my Bic real hard lately. Can AO really come with?

zach, is that true what Manisses says bouts the Volcom house being on some mountain? Strange.

 

its been business doing pleasure with you, as always. And I do feel better now. I've been reading your nonstop BS here since you joined, which was pretty much when I went into hibernation. And now, I shall return to that peaceful internet forum hibernation. But before I go, I want you to know this: I know you don't really surf.







Oh, and let your pal AO be the big spoon tonight. And be sure to leave a nice tip.

 

Ryans the sh!t dude!

 

Manisses! What's a Manisses?? Kinky post bro. Congrats! You really delivered! Must have been exhausting. Time for a nap?

I bet by the time you got to typing the last sentence you blew your wad all over the keyboard. Oh wait, your old....so you drizzled your droplets down your leg.

Do you kick it with Levy in his windowless white van of hate? Does he love Jesus as much as Wayne?

 

And then there's Chuck from Little Compton who's the fvking Kelly Slater of the NE and isn't on this gay a$$ forum because he cares more about reality than trying to prove to people they are better than everybody else. (If you even know who I'm talking about.)

 

Wrong Guy

I don't ride longboards. I don't have a personal longboard. I do make them and people do buy them and ride them.So I think you have the wrong guy. I ride a 5'8" Sq, nose Sled. So think again who it was.Was this the board that droped in on you

 

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sh!t just got real!!!!!!!! HAHA!

 

Ya I see you on that hanshape alot. I didn't realize that was you until a couple weeks ago.

 

Does he also have a white, windowless LSD rape van?

Throwing other people under the bus to save face....what a kook.

 

+1 on this, yes they do, one kid just got sponsored too.

 

Hey guess what...

 

Wow. Free stickers. Yay!!