let the hype begin

yay! assuming now that hype produces swell.... I plan on buying a 12' SUP from Costco and I don't plan on getting ANY practice on it before this mammoth swell hits. Since this swell will most likely hit on a saturday I plan on paddling out at noon right beside the Oceanic in WB. I will be equipped with a whistle so I can enlist the help of the groms when I lose my paddle (or board) in the impact zone. I will also use said whistle to alert everyone when I am "calling" the set waves. get ready for me to GoPro on all your azzes

 

I'd acknowledge the backcountry skiing. Not the downhill biking.

 

bbg, i think Costco sups come in 9'6 and 10'6, no 12 footers, sorry homes. I heard the belmar costco has 23 ft sups

 

Oh sh1t, they are trying to creep on Roy's business.

 

if this delivers, whats a bountiful b name? gotten rename every cane this year based on its personality and effects

 

Hey now! HAHA

 

really? well a 10'6 it is...guess that means I'm gonna have to drink a sh!t ton more Schlitz than I had planned on, just to keep it interesting mind ya oh yea and in honor of, I christen thee yet to be named storm, Hurricane Bench-off! all hail!

 

Hurricane BroChacho.

 

Hurricane Bench-off? Benchoff? or Bench off?

 

She just needs a little push north. All that yummy, warm water is right there for the taking. Head North, just a little bit.

But still, does look better than it did 24 hours ago.

Wow, who knew that in 2014, Hype actually produces results, unlike the jinxing effect of years past. Keep on hyping gentleman. I am working on getting my Hawaiian gun shipped out here from the west coast. I knew I shouldn't have left her behind.

 

I can out Schlitz any of you mutha luvas...meet you at the state line for Hurricane Bro-down...

 

#hurricanebelmar

Done Deal. Call NOAA.

 

yup, it's just too good. I concede

 

That must have been you out there today, doing cutbacks on your SUP with no leash, jumping off the board at the end of the ride so that the boarD kept going and nearly wiped out a two year old and his 4 year old sister who were bobbing in the water. Well, I guess it wasnt you. The guy was very skilled, but what kind of narcissist pulls off that BS near little kids? Course the parent was oblivious, she was too busy smoking her cigarette and baking her skin..

.summer: it's a love/hate relationship.

 

Hot-air Balloon racing and Pro-Kite flying. You know, sports for real men.

[video=youtube;cSjFed_1Q0g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSjFed_1Q0g[/video]

Hope the whole coast scores! The warm waves you're all gettin are making me jealous, but I'll take a cold empty lineup over a warm crowded one...

 

oh. wow. flying kites to music.

next they're going to put females on the sidelines of football games to pump up the crowd and call it a sport

 

Knowing nothing about Belmar, I went looking for a funny image to post here. I google imaged "belmar, nj" then belmar, nj guido"... I .... I'm truly sorry for everyone that has to live there. At least you get 23' sets once in a while.

 

Ahhhh.... Finally a hurricane named after the best break on the east coast- it has such a nice ring to it:"hurricane Belmar"

 

Come on south Belmario!

 

bertha…..you CAN come round here……anytime.