Shred Update

when regular people hear the word surfer,an image of this guy pops up in their head.he looks like scott weiland during a 1992 coke binge.if this dude worked on wall street then I guess I work for goldman sachs.and that isn't a lawyer,its a public defender and a horrible one at that.and whats the whole hindu thing,dude doesn't look like someone who has to resort to female terror lol.may he be free and able to punch all the dogowners he wants,except my dog,my dog would bite his leg off

 

lol I just read the article,mr shred actually climbed the toll booth and hid on it lol,that earned my respect.and whats with the girl jeans,i seen the vid at the bottom before I clicked play and thought damn that chick has a nice arse

 

Hey Paulie, Facebook that dude. Get an interview with him. Primetime material. It'll be the highest rated Swellinfo show ever. Micah will be rich and can buy a surfboard that fits in his pool. hehe

 

Dudeskis the shred is doin time... He is going to miss the legendary hurricane Belmar that is now currently coming up the coast... 25 ft waves this year and he is going to miss it.

What are we going to do without the shred?

 

Njshredmachine!!

 

That's actually him?!?

 

Right off his facebook page. Here's another
His captions are awesome. "complete KFC turn!" LOL

 

Dude I guess the shred will be missin out on his KFC chicken while in the slammer

 

Amazing. Simply amazing.

 

His lawyer looks like a bigger douche canoe than does the suspect. Oh, wait, lawyer, douche canoe; I'm being redundant.

 

Yo! Paulie, my Goomba. Is that Gabadagoo going to your head?!

Karma is a b!tch, my friend:

Go back and read the venom he was spewing on KureBeach surfer..
When you sh!t all over others, it's just a matter of time until your covered in it.

Besides, I've been plugging both of deez sloppy holes...Pictures to follow.
Shred's mom and his girl have been keeping each other's crotches warm while I'm at work.

 

Why the hell do you care Paulie? I still don't get it. You seem very concerned about some creep that may or may not be a dude that posted as a joke on here over a year before you showed up...

 

'Complete KFC Turn' hahahahahahaha!

 

Uh, one of y'alls....?!?!?!? As in: one of us...?!?!

No, Paulie. No.

You put together some very odd random connections in your posts.

 

He ran home to his mom's to hide out after clocking the guy in the face. Genius. LOL.

Just checked his FB page...He's got a nice little chiquita 3rd world piece of azz lady friend.

It's all fun and games until you get thrown in the hoosegow, buddy. Lesson learned.

 

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I must admit, I don't even know what it means.

 

Speculation: Something to do with throwing a bucket?

 

Solid deductive reasoning, I was thinking the same.