You gonna tell her "want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hash browns" I think you can find her on whitepeoplemeet.org
Really don't want to hear abooot your bowling unless you get thrown out. Once...OK, twice, they had a quarter bowl, quarter, beer, quarter hot dog night at Riviera Lanes. Back in the early 80s. The first one was so successful, word got out,and the second one went epic. We stacked our empty styrofoam cups to the ceiling, and were hitting on the redneck chicks, and they were hitting on us (a bunch of rag tag surf punks). One of their boyfriends called in his buddies (from the payphone - remember those), and we are out in the parking lot burning doobs and chatting it up with the country chicks, and then a bunch of pick up trucks pull into the parking lot. And all these big fat dudes get out wanting to fight. then my buddy, thinking real fast, puts a rag in a bottle of beer, and pretends there is gas in the bottle, and starts to threaten them, holding a lighter up to the end of the wick, and my other buddy begs him not to burn them up like the last group that got out of hand, real loud, and they look at us and then got in their trucks and took off. That was the last time they had quarter beer, quarter bowl, quarter hot dog night.
You don't have a shot with her or any girl that looks good in a bikini like that.... You kook metard!
so i just went outside to get something from the truck. neighboring hipsters were throwing a foootball and it landed by me. i picked it up and started talking to them, bs'ing etc. i threw it left handed to one guy(im not a lefty btw). they looked at each other like wtf? dude threw it back. i said " go long dog". threw it lefty again nowhere near the guy. lol. they think i have ms or something.
Bruh, course we are. It's flat and we live on the beach. Been sipping suds all damn day. We raised banners last night and tonight we may actually go back into mainstream society in the city and make the world a different place. To the rest of you buoys not getting after it, we suggest you do so. You only live forever.
the beards, tank tops and lack of push ups threw me off the point is...,. they didn't get it when i was f'n around
The words hipsters and imposters are actually redundant. The older I get the more I marvel at how people strive to be cool or original, and all they're really doing is looking more stupid. It's not so much "who u r", it's "what I look like".
