grilling out: a tutorial

ny strip
baked potato

liquor and beer


that's it. we are gonna keep it simple. i see way to many f-up's with all sorts of gay sh*t. there will be no salad, no steamed kale or asparagus. no, all that stuff does is side track you from the greatness of steak.

here we go. you will need this to start.

 

step 1:

make a drink, you choose the liquor but no wine, srsly gtfo with that. beer is for the meal

preheat oven to 425


put on some surf flick, music, downton abby, idgaf



btw you will also need this:



gtfo with that matchlight stuff. you wanna taste the meat, not the heat

 

you probably already know this but, we are grilling a strip, you can substitute for filet or porterhouse. i wont care.

if you don't like a filet or strip, now would be a good time for you to drive as fast as you can into a tree

 

oops, forgot some stuff

 

step 2

make a drink

wash potato, poke holes with fork, rub on butter and pour a little salt on

should look like this:



potato in oven for 1 hr

 

light grill

pro tip: dip paper towel in cooking oil. it will get the fire going

sometime the natural wood is a mf'er to get up to heat

 

make drink

 

also, i think i should be honest about my culinary skills. i have no formal training and i'm pretty sure i never cooked for waffle house.

 

put steak on grill





you may be asking, why does that retard have a grill on his grill?

idfk

 

now this is the most important part

4 mins per side and 4 mins only

if you cook steak longer i will loose my fng mind on you

flip

 

add chimmichurri as soon as you flip. this lets the oil do something with the steak or something like that



this is the only optional step. some may not like chimmichurri

 

make a drink

 

god damn, the crazy neighbor lady came over and wanted me to give her a ride to downtown

i was like i'm about to eat here. pic of her a couple weeks back when she wanted me to "take pics of her shoes"

she is crazy

 

finally.

 

iv'e had deer and bluefin tuna..... eat'n both while the animal was still moving

that steak is nothing

 

got a garden too

my basil is still going crazy