the things you love about surfing

You don't have to buy gifts and dinner for surfing....

 

Andrew, andrew, andrew ..... if you're in the buying dinner & gifts mode, just hire a hooker. Seriously.
Lot cheaper & the sex will be convincingly better than with Whitney / Muffin / Amber / Madison / Zoey the high maintenance 'good girl.'

 

That's good stuff cep.

As for the poseur narcissist, aka frandrescher aka twit666, we are ever-hopeful that your inevitable next post will contain a fraction of your standard 40+ mentions of your self / your hairy wife / your incredible surfing ability / your love for Walmart / your opinions on everyfrigginthing / your telling us how to live, how to surf, how to stuff things in your hairy wife.
Yo. Keep that crazy personal crap to your inbred south cackalacky self, bumpkin.

 

During the winter (because it gets darker sooner), it's staying out until the moon is shining on the ocean. One of nature's scenic gifts which I've always enjoyed.
In Calif I'd see the same thing on the Pacific about an hour before dawn, while it was still mostly dark. I clearly recall during the summer picking up the smell in the air of the dry grass from the surrounding hills, followed by that of the ocean and kelp as I got closer to the water.

 

Whenever I'd surf DP in VB, the offshore breeze would bring the smell of breakfast cooking up from the hotel restaurants. After a few hours in the ocean, enough to pull me out of the crappy beachbreak & over to Mary's.

 

Can almost smell the bacon now.
May do same tomorrow after AM sesh at Croatan or Dam Neck. I do enjoy a cup of coffee in the morning after coming out of the water.

 

Yeah, I work on kitchen equipment at a lot of ocean front eateries. I bring my own food.

 

UM, I like fran. the actress, i mean...
my dog is named sparky and he is a GOOD DOG.

 

This is wisdom

 

that would be awesome.to smell food while surfing would be great.i used to surf at this one beach at this private beach club,I was never invited always just paddled over to their section of the beach and theyd have a big asz bbq and a little live concert with 20 car batteries hooked up to power inverters to power the speakers.it was cool because it was always the locals and bennys weren't allowed in like a 5 mile stretch

 

Salt encrustation after a sesh...no need for hair gel too.

 

a sport during which we can pee.

 

Dang.

 

There's only 2 places I choose to eat in 757. Doumars, and El Grande Rodeo in Chesp, va. Doumars is always packed. They close on Sunday and wash the entire restaurant. Pull tthe cooking equipt out of the kitchen and wash those too. El Grand is run by mezzicans, and realized they're scrutinized. I had to crawl under their convection oven during lunch rush, and wasn't covered in schlort when I got finished. unlike EVERY OTHER RESTAURANT ON THE S SIDE.

 

Sitting here on the porch after a good day. It's 74 with warm breeze less than 5mph. Waxing moon is lighting up the calm bay water. My thought of gratitude for the day was that billions of people have never and will never see this or hear this in person.

 

Good thought Emass. I have to catch myself sometimes when I'm b1tching about our summertime flatness. If you get to see saltwater everyday then your in a pretty good spot

 

My favorite part of surfing is talking about surfing on surf forums.

 

Seems like it bro. Even though you kept telling us you were going back under Bin Laden's bunker and MIA again. What happened, you get lonely bro? Shoots, brah, you got me on ignore so you won't see none of this anyway. I cooked your mom and sis breakfast before they left the crib today. Full service op. We gonna get barrelled together tomorrow in Rhodey then get pizza? Hope so bro. Sweet dreams.