The Real Housewives of Morris County (NJ)

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, Aug 4, 2014.

  1. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Not really housewives, but all the single wahines in MoCo were fantastic this past weekend and very kind to Spicoli. The water there needs to be tested then infused into every other reservoir in the nation thereafter. Dope brunettes for days.

    I'm telling you bros, my overall opinion of Jerz went up 10 notches after a weekend of surfable waves, nice people, and smokes for women. That puts it at a +6 out of 50. A few more trips there and I just may even speak positively of it as a whole!

    What's up with these felines in No. Jerz? Not the Snooky or Jennelle kind, but the educated and well-bred ones. They are fine, fine, fine.
     
  2. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    I think you mean Monmouth County
     

  3. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    Glad you had a good weekend in NJ.

    What are your plans for this weekend?
     
  4. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    Hey Emass stop blowin up the spot!
     
  5. 3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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    Mar 14, 2014
    Things change once you go north of moco. More of a city influence. I prefer to stay down here and wait for the "educated and well bred ones" to come down for vaca... Nah Mean!
     
  6. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Having my sister's kids here at the beach on Friday. Dad's bday jam on Sunday. Saturday's open bro. Bed, Bath & Beyond, Home Depot, who knows? Don't know if we'll have enough time!
     
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Heard that bruh. Good thinking!
     
  8. suboxonne

    suboxonne Member

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    Apr 14, 2014
    lots of talent here in monmouth county. I know a few people that have left the state and they say "the thing I miss most about jersey is the women". good thing I have never left nj and dont plan on it either (thats somewhat a joke)
     
  9. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    You don't have any friends in San Diego. ;)

    The girls out here make nj women look like toads.
     
  10. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    Bed bath and beyond is a joke! Kohls all the way broseppie
     
  11. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro I'm out there a week every six in the winter. May pull the trigger and spend the whole winter there this time. Yes, there is an abundance of quality out there no doubt!
     
  12. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Jersey girls are probably the slvttiest in the Northern Hemisphere. Do not get serious with them.
     
  13. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

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    Mar 29, 2011
    Clem that sounds like the voice of experience talking. We have a few in Texas like that too, but lots of hotties. Check it out sometime emass.
     
  14. 3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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    Mar 14, 2014
    She cheated on you .. huh
     
  15. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Clemmy, you speak the truth. Learned that in college. Never made a Jerz girl my boo bear but they made excellent FWBs and also made a bro a great dinner haha

    natkitchen, check out TX some time? I did. For nearly 3 years when I lived there. Texan women are one of the greatest gifts ever given to mankind. Several of my greatest hits have been Texans. They are cheerful, done up, in shape, like their football, and most definitely fancy their abrasive Northeastern extroverts.
     
  16. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    jerseys not that bad,its just the whole jersey shore show that ruined its credibility.i just watched the American hustle movie which is supposed to be based out of nj,and I notice how everyone has a retarded accent.jersians don't have accents!!!!that's staten island and queens ny.theres plenty of fine gals around here ,and going to the beach lol is an extra bonus.i been in Monmouth my whole life,i worked plenty of jobs down in ocean county,thats as far as I ever got.been to ac once but not to surf so I don't know how it is down there.if ur still down in jers and u want to see some hotties go down to lbi.they are classy down there,not like the skanks in seaside
     
  17. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    cep, I knew Jerz girls nearly a decade before the show. It didn't paint me a mental picture of them, it reinforced the one I had. Like all places, there are some dimes bro. Lots actually. But the nickel or worse has baggage that gives them all a bad name.
     
  18. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Its all about who you hang out with. If you hung out with "Jersey Shore" type chicks that's the type you attract. Probably hanging at the bar working the drunkest party girls.
     
  19. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bi-stater, you know Spicoli only paddles into the finest split tail groomed in higher rent districts with the most accredited institutions and resiliently pure DNA.

    The metro chicks are fun.
     
  20. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Not so. My brother and I both have a little bit of experience with NJ girls. They do have a taste for a southern gentleman if I do say so myself. Once they've had the taste they're hard to shake. My situation was a nice little deal where we'd meet up in Atlanta monthly for work and fun. Luckily I was in a different state and she didn't know where I lived. My brother actually lived with one (weird situation with work and you end up renting from your boss and he's got a hot nympho daughter) and packed his truck and fled the entire state as fast as possible once he had his window to escape. Like I said weird situation.