Not really housewives, but all the single wahines in MoCo were fantastic this past weekend and very kind to Spicoli. The water there needs to be tested then infused into every other reservoir in the nation thereafter. Dope brunettes for days. I'm telling you bros, my overall opinion of Jerz went up 10 notches after a weekend of surfable waves, nice people, and smokes for women. That puts it at a +6 out of 50. A few more trips there and I just may even speak positively of it as a whole! What's up with these felines in No. Jerz? Not the Snooky or Jennelle kind, but the educated and well-bred ones. They are fine, fine, fine.
Things change once you go north of moco. More of a city influence. I prefer to stay down here and wait for the "educated and well bred ones" to come down for vaca... Nah Mean!
Having my sister's kids here at the beach on Friday. Dad's bday jam on Sunday. Saturday's open bro. Bed, Bath & Beyond, Home Depot, who knows? Don't know if we'll have enough time!
lots of talent here in monmouth county. I know a few people that have left the state and they say "the thing I miss most about jersey is the women". good thing I have never left nj and dont plan on it either (thats somewhat a joke)
Bro I'm out there a week every six in the winter. May pull the trigger and spend the whole winter there this time. Yes, there is an abundance of quality out there no doubt!
Clem that sounds like the voice of experience talking. We have a few in Texas like that too, but lots of hotties. Check it out sometime emass.
Clemmy, you speak the truth. Learned that in college. Never made a Jerz girl my boo bear but they made excellent FWBs and also made a bro a great dinner haha natkitchen, check out TX some time? I did. For nearly 3 years when I lived there. Texan women are one of the greatest gifts ever given to mankind. Several of my greatest hits have been Texans. They are cheerful, done up, in shape, like their football, and most definitely fancy their abrasive Northeastern extroverts.
jerseys not that bad,its just the whole jersey shore show that ruined its credibility.i just watched the American hustle movie which is supposed to be based out of nj,and I notice how everyone has a retarded accent.jersians don't have accents!!!!that's staten island and queens ny.theres plenty of fine gals around here ,and going to the beach lol is an extra bonus.i been in Monmouth my whole life,i worked plenty of jobs down in ocean county,thats as far as I ever got.been to ac once but not to surf so I don't know how it is down there.if ur still down in jers and u want to see some hotties go down to lbi.they are classy down there,not like the skanks in seaside
cep, I knew Jerz girls nearly a decade before the show. It didn't paint me a mental picture of them, it reinforced the one I had. Like all places, there are some dimes bro. Lots actually. But the nickel or worse has baggage that gives them all a bad name.
Its all about who you hang out with. If you hung out with "Jersey Shore" type chicks that's the type you attract. Probably hanging at the bar working the drunkest party girls.
Bi-stater, you know Spicoli only paddles into the finest split tail groomed in higher rent districts with the most accredited institutions and resiliently pure DNA. The metro chicks are fun.
Not so. My brother and I both have a little bit of experience with NJ girls. They do have a taste for a southern gentleman if I do say so myself. Once they've had the taste they're hard to shake. My situation was a nice little deal where we'd meet up in Atlanta monthly for work and fun. Luckily I was in a different state and she didn't know where I lived. My brother actually lived with one (weird situation with work and you end up renting from your boss and he's got a hot nympho daughter) and packed his truck and fled the entire state as fast as possible once he had his window to escape. Like I said weird situation.