Looking for New Surfing Buddies

Awwwww hell no he did not just come all up in the SI axe sin fo some surfin buddies!!!! You need to git yo A$$ down to Bel Mar, look for a guy named Shredmachine, he will be the one slapping gay guys, hiding on roofs and bangin hindus. Either that or head to Florida and find a guy named Wayne, he will be the one bangin little boys in a van.

Oh and PS the proper title for a thread like this is "HELLO"

 

it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again...

 

dude ill be yor friend but first to need to buy a a shoot gun and some roasted peanuts.. dont skimp me on the nuts man i love my nutz...roasted ,salted, sweetened hmmmm hmmm hmmm nuts. so your from long island bro? ha everyone knows people from the south have the longest di(ks, what type of name is long island when every-bodies spiked hair is longer than their wang. i think im driving up there today because yankees like you think you and come on any forum you want to be like ( hey youse guyz i wanna surf wit someone ya mean?) and when i get there my carolina cutbacks are so hard they will turn that icy cold water into steam son, im talking you have made me so pissed off i might try my newest trick a charleston snap someones board in half.

 

You tell him my man!

#carolinacutbacksfukyou#

 

i mean can yall believe this guy coming here and asking for surf friends


#b-mar4lyfe
#carolinactubackzmeltmetal.

 

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I think it's dope that there's a new hello tread every coupla weeks. They may not all go classic but it's like the hype train - it's fun to see if it really happens.

 

blaster - if you come up you can stay at my trailer; don't worry (i'm bald) no hair gel or drop-the-soap
daffodil. its just that i'm anxious to see the 'carolina cutback...and...the charleston snap.

 

Almost time for our first annual SI Pine Barrens meet and greet.

 

Right man, who he think he be!?!

#carolinacutbackzbreakbelmar#

 

i'm in. Micks canoe rental for starters. or sup the river. or tube. or drink heavily and fail miserably at the
endeavor. yes yes; could be fun.

 

dude much appreciation from nj? i love it some one from nj invites me to their trailer but the real question is, is it a double wide? maybe a double stack those are cool and you dont see to many or are you really rich ?

 

^^^I'd live in that thing in a F'n heartbeat...as long as there was a fenced in yard of course...baddy all of those options are acceptable to me.

 

Meet up point is Tabernacle. Then, we wander down into Chatsworth. It is there that the consumption of potions will begin. Everything that happens after that is up to chance or the Jersey Devil. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION!

 

I will have a good amount of potion for those willing. We'll need flashlights too, preferably red or blue lenses so as not to disrupt out natural night vision.

 

Lol... posts looking for surf buddies are so freaking creepy!!!

 

They really are! Remember the guy that wanted two swellers* to go camping with him and his 'girlfriend'?
[video=youtube;MZBD0fbNNB8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZBD0fbNNB8&feature=player_detailpage#t=86[/video]





*Copyright Mr. Gaffer

 

I'll bring the peyote.