Southern Swellinfo To Seceded Swellinfo

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Aug 9, 2014.

  1. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    due to the fact thread are getting locked left and right, me and other people in the south want our own half of the website to make Southern Swellinfo. South Carolina will be the first to seceded. if our demands of forum freedom are not met,we will attack the belmar beach cam the capitol of the surfing of the north and run f350s into the Atlantic pier and sink it. we will also take over the kassers vodka factory as well as the gyms. North Carolina will stop its export of tobacco.

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  2. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Wow. You made my weekend home boy. Giddy up.
     

  3. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    We are not kooks but surfers. We must not be kooks. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from beach break and ocean pier to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Info, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.
     
  4. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    your almost one of us now zach, all thats left for you to do now is hate tourist, dont know if thats possible for you because you own a restaurant. you know what, you can be like a prospect like how the hells angles label the soon to be members. we are surfers here and surfers are still rebels to a point. thats why we have tribe mentality and localism.
     
  5. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    I wish I was in the land of cotton,
    Old time swells are not forgotten,
    Surf away! Surf away! Surf away! Dixie Land.
    In beachbreak Land I'll take my stand
    To live and surf in Dixie.
    Away, away, away down souff, in Dixie
     
  6. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    i will meet yankee to fight irl
     
  7. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    You sir, can blow up our piers, take our vodka, and even our Snookie's, but keep your greasy yella hands off my chew-baccy. Otherwise, I will seceded to take explosive dumps on thine head.
     
  8. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    When do I get my patch?

    Remember, I was born in Maryland. Maryland is in the south, even though many of it's residents forget or ignore that.

    I have never resided one day of my life on soil that lies north of the Mason Dixon Line.
     
  9. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    no, i think zach should do this
     
  10. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    yankee will also me annexed he will provide us with more power and hate, i offer him the deputy prime minister position along with rcarter.
     
  11. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    i forgot about that you can be the chairman of forcasting affairs.
     
  12. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    dude, rcarter is from raleigh or cary or something
     
  13. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    we should annex doug

    where has he been?
     
  14. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Word.
     
  15. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

    776
    Mar 29, 2011
    We will have to annex Bill too, we gotta keep laughing.
     
  16. slow96coupe

    slow96coupe Member

    16
    Apr 19, 2009
    Post of the decade!!

    now make a music video for this
     
  17. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Bill is in Texas. We already got him.
     
  18. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    If we annex Puerto Rico, the south would truly be a wave superpower, with the Outer Banks, NSB and Sebastian Inlets, Reef Road and the Cocoa Pier playing second tier to Tres Palmas and Marias. Only problem....too many Puerto Ricans.
     
  19. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Where is dat buggah? Been too long.

    Or just in Jerz posting as being in Galvy.
     
  20. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010

    lol

    Don't forget about Cuba, I'm sure that island is holding big time. I wonder how many guys surfed that place in the 50's before the revolution?