Swell Info FAQ or What the hell are they talking about?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by rcarter, Aug 11, 2014.

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  1. Aug 13, 2014 #21
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Q: Do buoy readings have any value?

    A: In short, no. Especially buoy 44097 which is 30 miles off BI. Knowing how the buoy reading translates to actual wave height at you local break is next to impossible so don't bother trying.
     
    seldom seen, Aug 13, 2014
    seldom seen, Aug 13, 2014
  3. Aug 13, 2014 #22
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

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    Q: Why do Roy's boards cost 1.345 million, and why has the thread discussing him reached 1 billion views.

    A: Not even god knows either of those answers.
     
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Aug 13, 2014
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Aug 13, 2014

  5. Aug 13, 2014 #23
    rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

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    Q: Why are you guys so mean to new folks?

    A: Cause this is our muth fukin sand box you little panty waste biatch! No, in all honesty we gotta make sure the new kids can hang on the block with the crew. See this is how we roll:
    playground_is_claimed[1].jpg
     
    rcarter, Aug 13, 2014
    rcarter, Aug 13, 2014
  6. Aug 13, 2014 #24
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    God that pic is hilarious! The kid in front even has the web tat:rolleyes:
     
    seldom seen, Aug 13, 2014
    seldom seen, Aug 13, 2014
  7. Aug 13, 2014 #25
    rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I kind of saw him as Emass, you know fully into it! The one on the right with his arms crossed would be Yankee, ready to beat A$$, I'd be the little dude in red gettin all stylish with his pose and having 2 Pac on my jeans leg.
     
    rcarter, Aug 13, 2014
    rcarter, Aug 13, 2014
  8. Aug 13, 2014 #26
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

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    that dude on the right actually looks like he'd cut you. Like, with no hesitation.
     
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Aug 13, 2014
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Aug 13, 2014
  9. Aug 13, 2014 #27
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

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    dudes belmar is going off right now.
     
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    Sandblasters, Aug 13, 2014
  10. Aug 13, 2014 #28
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Please phrase this in the form of a Q & A for better results.
     
    DawnPatrol321, Aug 13, 2014
    DawnPatrol321, Aug 13, 2014
  11. Aug 13, 2014 #29
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Q. Why is waynetheinsaaaaaane?
    A. CPS needs to chase molesters away from kiddies.
     
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  12. Aug 13, 2014 #30
    bandaid

    bandaid Well-Known Member

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  13. Aug 13, 2014 #31
    worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

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    tom curren is not stylish.
    its an act.
     
    worsey, Aug 13, 2014
    worsey, Aug 13, 2014
  14. Aug 13, 2014 #32
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    lol

    [video=youtube;5UfN1_9w5Ew]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UfN1_9w5Ew[/video]
     
    metard, Aug 13, 2014
    metard, Aug 13, 2014
  15. Aug 13, 2014 #33
    MHS222

    MHS222 Active Member

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    Q: Who's the Swellinfo favorite to win at Chopes if it goes nuts, like 23ft+?

    A: guido.jpg
     
    MHS222, Aug 13, 2014
    MHS222, Aug 13, 2014
  16. Aug 13, 2014 #34
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Holy Crap, you've done it metard.....located that freak.

    Two questions:
    Q. What would be worse, sitting on a plane next to Satan or being forced to listen to waynetheinsaaaane for 5 hours?
    A. What is waynetheinsaaaane.

    Q. What does a lobotomy result in?
    A. A freak that Florida CPS appears to have great difficulty pinning down.
     
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  17. Aug 13, 2014 #35
    rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

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    Q: What is the carolina cutback and why is is so deadly?

    A: Sandblasters can answer better but suffice to say if you see it up close you don't live to tell about it so tales are spotty at best.
     
    rcarter, Aug 13, 2014
    rcarter, Aug 13, 2014
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