Wetsuit Question

Bro with life inadequacies like yours it's a lost cause and a mission I would not take on. We see wetty treads here daily. A minimum of reading done would give you far better answers than we can put together now. Be self-sufficient bro. We are not here to spoon feed you when the info is a few clicks away. Beat it kook.

 

Ho lee Fuk did Emass just throw his hat in the ring for HOTY 2014?

 

What do u rock from Nov-May?

 

IMO get the best 3/2 you can afford that fits you.

 

No wayz brah. Just dropping knowledge on a mouthy kook that's probably an existing forumite with Billitis. No aggravated verbal assault here bro.

 

Just a little more vitrol tone than I am used to seeing from you. This dude feels like a true new comer but around here who the fuk knows. I sitl think this whole forum is probably like 10-20 of us with single accounts and 1 dude who is the other 130 or so that post from time to time.

 

Newcomer or not, we just had two other wetty treads this week and probably 5-10 in the last month. Enough's enough! There should be X number of topics that Micah puts in a stick with all the answers to those topics that noobs are only allowed to ask questions not covered by those. Will save a lot of our time and make for a cleaner board. Other forums do this and it saves quite a bit of civil war.

 

I know. If we can find one extensive wetsuite, fins, CR, PR or whatever thread for each category Micah could sticky it up top. A guitar forum I'm on is lika that with things like guitar setups which every new member would ask about.

MrJames, Spicoli is actually more of the calm head on here. He is just fed up with the same questions over and over and he is correct that the search feature is widley ignored.

As far as a$$holes we have more than one. The reall guys you need to watch out for are Yankee, Sandblasters and that rcarter guy (he's a huge douche canoe!). All three of these guys are vying for the coveted Hater Of The Year 2014 in the annual Swellie Awards at year end. You will be fine just watch your step or some one will fuk ya up like a Thudercizunt!

 

All you guys south of Norfolk are lame for wearing wetsuites any time of the year. Grow some potatoes.

Oh, and the search function sucks. I used it last week because, yes, I am planning a trip to CR. Did I find one of the 400 threads about CR helpful? Not really. Why search when you piss off an army with zero real consequences?

 

Ha! You're loving the lesser TC today. Have you watched "Storm Surfers" at all on Netflix? < TC pusses out frequently while Ross Clark Jones slices up monsters. Worth a look.

 

Dude I don't know what happened I was in a goofy mood earlier...I have yet to see it but I definitely want to...I remember RCJ being quite the hell man from back in my younger days. I'm gonna get netflix soon.

Hope all is well down east good sir.

 

Immediately after talking smack about <TC I felt terrible. I mean, what if he were to read my post? The dude is so nice...

 

Don't feel too bad for the feller he made a living off this.

 

If you are fed up with wetsuite threads, don't read them. I see no reason to jump bad on newbies when you have a mouse with a scroll roll thing.

 

Bro, look at any other well-maintained message board and they have stickies with things like this so that no time or bandwidth is wasted on established info that can be simply archived as a reference. You're telling me that wouldn't be better than getting the same answers (no guarantee you will in any tread) again and again in between getting it derailed for any number of reasons that doesn't necessarily have to be someone saying they're sick of redundancy. Heck, rcarter could post another pic of a phallic surfboard or metard can post a few memes and it's a safe bet that will happen.

You like sorting through more crap than you have to? I know I'm not alone here in saying I don't. And it's nothing that noobs should take personally.

btw, good use of SI glossary terms with wetsuite!

 

That's in the first one right? I'd seen the other before that one, when they are both charging everything in sight at will up in Alaska. Then I saw the first and was a bit surprised at what you mentioned. I wouldn't say he backed down, just lived to charge another day and look at the bombs we are talking about in that case. It's ok not to charge those every time. The funniest was when they talk about getting thrown in the washer on a hold down and remaining calm and imagining that you're moving through the discotec with wahines all around. What a great concept for mental imagery during a time of potential for panic.