Billabong Pro Teahupoo 2014

hug it out

bro's

 

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shirt off hugs are needed

 

dude.....dude.....

 

You hit your knees in supplication at the base of your south cackalacky bunk bed every night, just like your bro-friend waynetheinsaaaane, and everyone in your shotgun shack, including your brother & sister in the top bunk, has to endure your pitiful wailings, like some bad movie about Gaza, as you wail oh oh oh dear lawdy puleeeease don't let the mastermind of hate say anything stinky mean to me, puleeeaasssse oh lawdddy noooooooooooooooooo I'm a shreddah why oh why lawdy doesn't he acknowledge frandrescher wave monster...?!?!

You're a mad typist, frannie, & Accountability for your own words doesn't figure too much into your daily gameplan.

 

Although I did enjoy reading that, and it actually reads with an accent, I still don't understand your point.

You are holding me accountable for things I never said? Let me clarify, AGAIN: I have been scared a lot by the ocean. I have not been "scared" by the ocean in 2 years. Take that for what it is. The truth. Yeah, I have sat up the night before Sandy, or whatever swell event, and gotten all giddy. Like, wow, It's going to be big tomorrow. Man I can't wait. And regardless of which swell event it has been, every time I have stepped foot on the sand and watched it, the wave in no way, shape or form scare me one bit. It's still super fun. But what I am talk about are the days when you can barely fall asleep, because the predictions are enormous. I am talking about when you get to the beach, watch it for 15 minutes and it takes another 10 minutes just to talk yourself into going out. I am talking about being out in the water on the shoulder, watching the first sets come in, feeling them shake the ocean floor and get a pit in your stomach... I miss that Yankee, and I haven't had it in a while. This is not some self absorbed claim of wave riding superiority. That is simply a statement about surfing, and about my views and feelings on it, because this after all a surfing website...

So again, feel free to lash out at me whenever you want, but please don't take things out of context and misquote me.

And please, in the future, continue with the southern slang and lingo when addressing me. All I every asked is for you to keep it funny. I knew you could do it.

 

Actually how about not doing whenever you guys want, or at least not in a freakin Teauhupoo thread that keeps popping back to the top making me think the contest is back running. Seriously...wft?

 

You are so weird. What's with all the taboo sex stuff all the time?

 

And constantly posting about child molestation and child protective services.

 

When is the contest supposed to start up again? The website just keeps showing "stand by".

 

Check ASP tour at 130 pm eastern tomorrow. The dawn patrol will likely go on standby and run a few hours later if swell hits. I hope its like day 1. That stuff was mental.

 

Ask wayne, sparky, and get yourself up to speed on the Forum while you're at it. Oh, and the Chopes thing ain't running yet.

 

Called you on it then; called you on it now, verbose tuff guy such a tool. Go play in the corner with scottini, he's whining almost as much as you do fran.

 

One of my original troll posse doth speaketh...?!? Hey, chrome dome, have you located that dodo bird you used to flog all the time, what was his name, wait, yep Steve-the-gnome-board-builder from down your way?

Yeah. Thought so.

 

Wtf goes on in your static mind?

You're so weird dude.

 

I think its 7:00 am Tahitian Time which is 1:00 this afternoon east coast time. Conditions look promising to run today!

 

Sounds good. I'm heading out to check the surf. I heard it's blown out but might try to go in anyway.

 

It got yankee'd

 

Looks super clean but a bit inconsistent and Kieran Perrow just said they were going to wait one more hour to make sure the sets were consistent enough to be contestable. Conditions look great. 3:00 p.m.EDT next call. My guess is they run it then.

 

Hey guess what it's on, scottini. And 'your' thread is back on track. Rare for this place.

btw, why don't you just open a (free) account at ASP website & get the alerts. Balding clemmie is, of course, your other option for opinions.