Chicks who dig surfers

Yes bro don't try and tell her a single thing about onshore vs. offshore or upwelling or wave period. It'll only go downhill from there and you already have her sacked so there's no point. She only wants to know that you surf and that you'll teach her to surf even though she'll never really have you take her surfing. It fits into their fantastical mind and mental imagery of a male. If you end up in a relationship with her, it's quite likely that she will dislike that you surf and really the only tail she wants you to ride is hers. Honestly, I find little attraction to a girl who won't listen to me talk about some surfing even if they don't give two. We have to listen to this, that, and the other about makeup, handbags, celebs on TV, and the rest. Why the hell can't we talk about one of nature's greatest gifts?

 

"The only tail she wants you to ride is hers"

Pure gold

 

You hit the nail on the head when you said she liked the "idea" of a surfer. When the reality sinks in that you 'sneak' off before dawn in the middle of winter to go surf, or that the report of a building south swell has your buddies ringing your phone saying to drop everything to head to the beach (and you do of course, cant pass up a head high + south swell), well thats when she starts to change her mind.

 

after she has you hooked, your infatuation with surfing will drive her crazy and she will obsess trying to change you. It's in the female nature.

 

Bingo. leetymike808 also nailed it.

Find a chica who surfs, preferably better than you. She will have the hot unit & she will always understand the addiction takes priority.

 

metard is like:

ay gurl, what kinda car you drive? cause ima follow you out to the parking lot

ay gurl, where you live? cause ima drive by your house 43 times

 

Glad you liked bro. I've done entire posts in the metaphorical satire before. Came up with that one for you bro. Mad true words.

Bro there is no point in dealing with those broads. That's why they come on the Ferris wheel with us then get sent to the bricks. There's no deutschery to be felt by your actions. You weren't lying, everything in life is a sale, and she was an eager buyer hopefully pleased with her purchase.

Yes bro. That's why I double-take at any broad carrying foam.

 

being a surf-bum is rarely attractive to women over the age of 19

ymmv

 

Exactly. That's why Shred & jerseyplayaforever had it on lock. Traded stacks by day shott slots by weekend tagged wahines any hour. Multi-dimensional.

 

Actually. Eharmony said that the most desirable trait to women on their site is men that surf... Not sure what that means for a future, but it shows women want to date guys that surf.

 

Incorrect operative word used by them is "date".

 

Real good post hanna. Please inform wahines everywhere.

 

spicoli, buy your plane ticket:

http://www.extremard.com/?p=6562

 

I mean, yeah, I know enough white boy Spanish bred by Dominican friends, slang and all. I'll happily live off the land there.

 

or "Blast off her lip".

 

You're gonna have to explain the sand dripping out of your nose and ears mid meal somehow.