surfnewb is headed to Bali Oct 3- 19

It's really hard for any of us to give proper input until we see pics of your girl. Vids work fine, too.

 

hahaha awesome o surfnewb welacome to the surf scene and check ur pm

 

u get my pm surfnewb

 

Bro, Spicoli ain't no creep. Get your facts straight son. You've diddled cats on the reg and we aren't certain of their gender. Word has it that you are Wayne's prize pledge for the fall semester. That's pretty messed up bro!! Don't you agree, eh? Once you get all sorted out let us know.

 

leave him alone for cripes sake - of course we wanna see his chick but really

 

We want a pic of just your girl.

 

good for you surfnewb - nothing like a hot chick

 

Dang!! spicoli comin' out of his shell!!!!!! Possible very, very late contendah for HOTY14 ????

 

Surfnewb, congrats on the Indo trip. I'm sure you'll get as many waves as you do all year in T-Ronto.

Which reminds me- I've always been interested in the Great Lakes surf culture. What is it like surfing in Toronto? Is there ever a crowd, or is it easy to find a peak all to yourself? Can you post some pics of your local spot going off?

 

lol bro I knew you were gonna be all over that with that exact type of post as soon as I hit send.

No wayz duuuudddee, I ain't no effin contendah for the Hawteee kehd! You da wicked contendah kehd!!!

But, I may have had the most pounds of hate per keystroke of the year in that post bro. It was very fuel efficient! I know you like the Canadian overtones included which weren't limited to "eh".

 

Bro, it's a running joke on here. It's what we do to the buoys when they bring up they lady.

Truth. Solo.

More truth. P**** makes the world go round.

 

Show us yo Ho fool!!!!! Tit pics or she ain't real!

 

Can't wait to party with carter some day.

 

Make sure to bring bail money! We getz crrrrrraaaaazy in da South fool!

 

It doesn't matter if this dude doesn't listen to any of out suggestions anyways. He is a kook and when he goes to Bali he will get fuxked up and eat the reef and die. He is going to be out there in 80degree water wearing a 4/3 that is orange and a helmet trying to recreate the moon landings but in Bali. It will be one huge wave for a kook but a waste of time even trying to catch it. Do us al a favor and go to California insted so you can surf waves for beginners. Don't even think of charging the east coast it's for pros or kamakazis only.

 

Such Solid Advice- Wake up at the @ss crack of dawn and get a couple hours of surfing in- that's the only guaranteed surf you gonna get without any drama.