NE Swellers beware! APB on Green, Windowless Van.

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  1. Sep 8, 2014 #1
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    And it may be headed your way. Minimal surf this weekend so I had an early morning hike with da Phin along a local traprock ridge. A place where patriots used to hide. Well, upon our emergence from the trail I was overwhelmed with feelings of being watched. No sooner than I got my heeby jeebies I saw this: wayne 1.jpg ...


    Yeah, that's a windowless van alright, but he may have switched to green...my truck is the one in the foreground, reflecting the sunlight, the one that the van is directly facing. Here's a closer look...
    wayne 2.jpg


    I ran to the nearest gorge, hid, and unsheathed my knife. Phin sensed something was up and was getting toothy. We waited a while then booked out of there. Made it home safe.
     
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  3. Sep 8, 2014 #2
    babybabygrand

    babybabygrand Well-Known Member

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    ha, lol the title of that jpeg. "Wayne 1"
     
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  5. Sep 8, 2014 #3
    Ryan McCall

    Ryan McCall Well-Known Member

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    ah a shady parking spot, popular amongst dwellers of thee van, keeps the house cool in the summer months.

    Creates uneasy feelings in those who live by the rules, watch too many movies, and fear middle aged bible banging balding men.

    Take it easy seldom, a van is a vehicle of much personality, (most) dudes/wahines that drive them have stories a wild man like yourself would be happy to hear
     
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  6. Sep 8, 2014 #4
    seldom seen

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    Oh I'm just messin around homie...honestly just started cracking up when I popped out of the woods and saw it...hey my parking spot was shady when I first got there:D
     
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  7. Sep 8, 2014 #5
    Ryan McCall

    Ryan McCall Well-Known Member

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    no worries mang, i knew you were. Stop by my van for a cup of joe/a beer next time your in town. its got windows. Kahlua would enjoy the company of Phin
     
    Ryan McCall, Sep 8, 2014
    Ryan McCall, Sep 8, 2014
  8. Sep 8, 2014 #6
    seldom seen

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    I will be on the lookout for your van good sir, don't be alarmed if I come a-knockin'...


    As an aside, I could totally see myself living a nomadic van lifestyle, it's a nice feeling to be on the road. Especially with a wahine in tow.
     
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  9. Sep 8, 2014 #7
    World B Free

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  10. Sep 8, 2014 #8
    seldom seen

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    That's some crazy sh!t right there World B...it may all be a part of the approaching singularity, I still think it's going down.

    And completely agreed on your adult costume policy.
     
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  11. Sep 8, 2014 #9
    edubb

    edubb New Member

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    Whew...until I saw the pic I though you were talking about my ride myride.jpg
     
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  12. Sep 8, 2014 #10
    seldom seen

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    Dude that is a sick ride, totally wholesome.
     
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  13. Sep 8, 2014 #11
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    No wonder waynetheinsaaaane has been quiet: he's roaming the hills & dales (literally, the dales) of New England, striking CPS terror in the hearts of families in every hamlet where they say, "ayauh."

    Keep that cutlass & The Phin on the ready Senor Seen!
     
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  14. Sep 8, 2014 #12
    seldom seen

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    You know it braddah! It all makes sense now doesn't it? He didn't give up on SI, he's touring the northern countryside.
     
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  15. Sep 8, 2014 #13
    yankee

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    It would be bizarre should he locate the latex dummy torturing Maine barn of chucka-boo-boo.
     
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  16. Sep 8, 2014 #14
    cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

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    a van means a few things.it means
    a.pedophiles stalking prey
    b.the feds doing survelliance
    or c.u lost the divorce and pops got to keep the van.astrovan
     
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  17. Sep 8, 2014 #15
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    4wd Astrovans are worth serious money as go-anywhere surf rigs. FedEx made a bunch of 'em back in the day. Premium pricing.
     
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  18. Sep 8, 2014 #16
    DosXX

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  19. Sep 8, 2014 #17
    GODSxMOONBEAN

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    That's pretty sketchy although I'm guessing most predators dont use vans considering the hype around them. I could be wrong, it's just a thought.
     
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  20. Sep 9, 2014 #18
    AndrewIfallalot

    AndrewIfallalot Well-Known Member

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    I really wish I had a van like that.

    I see this gem around where I live sometimes. The guy ignored my notes on his window so I bought a Prius V instead

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  21. Sep 9, 2014 #19
    EmassSpicoli

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    Dis tread's a piece of work and so are all yous. World B, dope story! Those creeps really flew a banner for what they love, gotta respek that!! Did they get it from Sumar Kunil Roy? Think you coulda asked em to fly a banner for their hype train?

    When we were in high school there were these collegians or older folk a street over that dressed in medieval garb and fought with wooden swords. They were fat beyond belief with quite unkempt beards. We could see them from my backyard and the neighborhood buds and I would be in hysterics when they put on their show. This was late 90s bro. No YouTube yet. Couldn't even get a cheap cam back then. What a bunch of tard's they were though!
     
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  22. Sep 9, 2014 #20
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Stay with the Prius, andrew, you'd fall a lot if you tried getting in / out of the van.
     
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