surfnewb is headed to Bali Oct 3- 19

Hey OP:

 

no comment

 

Because the best waves you will ever see in your life are going to be going off 24/7 with steady offshores and bathwater temperatures. You're really ok with surfing for just 2-3 hours a day and then spending 10 hours of potential surf daylight hours wandering around the hot, sh**ty, tourist attractions of Bali, knowing that epic waves are just minutes away? I can't fathom sombody who flies to the other side of the planet but goes half-ass when he gets there. Even after I started doing business in *a**a*, and I am just a short flight from indo a good chunk of the year, every visit is at least a week of solid surfing. No family, no kids, no tourist crap. Just dawn-till-dusk surf, usually from a boat. Come back a sunscreen-ringed, half-drowned, fully burned, scrap of manflesh shredded by reef impacts.

Well, I see from many pages of replies, that you don't surf all that much, so you're probably okay with time wasted doing touron crap, actually. Have fun.

 

this is the truth, boys, bookmark it.

 

Lmao you think I'm jelous your funny. Dude I live in the south I don't have to take surf trips we got the best mackin waves In the world. Don't even try and play it out like your going to get better waves. While your gone I'll be charging folly beach slabin shore death pounds while your pounding your meat in the Bali sand dune? Wait there's no sand dunes in Bali kook. The one places that have good waves also have sand dunes.

 

pics or it didn't happen - show us ur shiite

 

Bali is sick bro. You will enjoy it. Mahalos

 

Have me crackin up! I am glad to see in Metards absence, the torch remains lit!

 

i got no reason to lie to ya'll. this is truth.

 

Have fun in Bali, I am sure you will be fine with the gf, just manage your time wisely. When you are with her, be with her! When you are surfing, just look towards the beach and smile at her once in a while. LOL

 

You're a dumb ****z get over it. Besides viva la south dumb Yankee.

 

internet tough guys - love it

 

in this world of selfies, twitter, go pros on every board or body part, dash cams, surveilance cameras, eleventy billion meagpixel digital cameras, facebook, tinder, etc you mean to tell me that you won't post a pic on here?

come on son

 

lots of local indo photogs to get pics - just don't beat them up too bad on the price - they have to eat too hahahahaha u pay now

 

No but I make love to yours every night and she'll call out my name when she bangs your dad. It's okay little boy you can call me daddy too. I am conpletely fine with that I am suprised you lived this long must just be dumb luck.love you to son from daddy blasterz