Missed Connection

to the beautiful goddess who resembled Alana blanchard's twin and was surfing the pier in seaside today I hope you find this.. to start this off you got the nicest booty ive ever seen on a surfer. the way you paddled and your bootsie jiggled and how you would paddle and lay right in front of me with your donkaboo staring right at me then give me a wink while you'd flip your golden hair back and look at me and catch me staring at your bootussy was completely unfair. and to be fair I may or may not have popped up a few times solely too the effort of a boneski. and when you would throw snaps and lookout over the wave into the lineup at me I unwillingly succumbed to blowing out a nervous fart,(problem of mine but I know youll love it) also when I threw that one crappy cutback bucket right into you and our eyes locked I knew after that moment that my spray wasn't the only thing wet, and when we both got stuck on the inside next to the pier and you asked me to help your leash get unstuck I knew the look in your eyes like you wanted to take one on the head together and roll around in the whitewash like a teenage makeout sesh i knew you were dtf from then on. if you somehow miraculously find this and are down to let me surf all up in that blessed booty and charm your assaconda go ahead and slide right into my pm's

 

Goin on craigslist now this babe did not look like a craigslist user but whatever it takes to reach out and get those panties wet

 

Just posted in jersey shore craiglist missed connections #helpmefindbae

 

nah man i need like someone who knows her to tell her but idk the broads name thats what ive read too haha hopefully its not only fat lonely bebs that look at MC's but surf birches too.. need to get my daily dose of her vitamin P

 

nah I usually don't go there we were just on the hunt for waves with bros and we traveled a decent amount south for us and it wasn't any greater there so we said fu(k it and went in but if I knew she frequents that spot maybe ill hit it on another firing day... forsure should just listen to Eminem haha and got her name and numb.. hopefully the birch pulls through cause im deff wifeing her up if I do

 

jeeeez louise