"Dear SI Forums" Advice thread

Advice Forum would be great and a For Sale Forum would be great

 

Dear Nosy,
How much ground
can a groundhog grind
if a groundhog
could grind ground?

 

Dear SI Forum,

My mom still thinks I will put my eye out when I go surfing. I am 54 years old. What should I tell her to make her worry less.

20/20

 

ok i'll start....

(for real) jjf looks good chopes/pipe/trestles etc........
are there conditions in which he looks bad?

 

AC - today

 

Dear Bubonicphoniks,
Every time I eat a meatball sandwich at Wawa I get the Hershey squirts the next day. Should I take a chance and try a different sandwich or just stop eating at Wawa? It's a hard decision to make being that I LOVE Wawa. I mean serious man-love for Wawa. I get a giant boner every time I enter it' doors. What's a Chavez to do?

 

Sounds like you're coming to the end? Cops on your tail? When you go back inside are you going to become born again again?

 

dear mr bubonicphonix

where can I find a cheeseburger like that?serious question,all the spots around me suck.i try a deli burger,a burger at a diner,a stewarts burger,sonic burger,and I cant find anything like that.please help,jesus is waiting

 

both, cant be too safe with chips

 

waaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - i miss you sooooooooooo

 

Dear Mr. I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Groms,
This will be the last post I ever send your azz! It's been two months since I PM'd you, still no word - I don't deserve it! I know you got the last two PM's, I wrote the handles on em perfect. So this is my Instagram GoPro shott I'm sending you, I hope you read it. I'm in my Nissan now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway. Hey Gaff, I drank a fifth of Kasser's, you dare me to drive?

You know that song by Cody Simpson "Surfboard", about that guy who woke up with that wahine in Meh-Hee-Ko but had no idea how he got there? That's kinda how this is. Where'd the last two years of my #gromlife go? Now it's too late - I'm on 1,000 hours of insomnia now; I'm stoked. All I wanted was a lousy session down in San Diego. I hope you know I ripped all your West Coast Swami pictures off the wall!

I don't get you Gaff, we could've shredded together, that woulda been suite - think about it. You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it. And when you dream I hope you can sleep and you SCREAM about it.

 

Dear SI Forums,

I still don't have a job and I'm running out of money. I told my girlfriend (and myself) that I would get a job as soon as this run of waves ended. But the waves keep on coming. What should I do?

PS I worked one day last week.