"Dear SI Forums" Advice thread

Have you considered just becoming a professional surfer? The tour is close to wrapping up this year but if you won the last couple events you should be good for a while as long as your lifestyle isn't too extravagant.

 

Also, I hear the surfboard appraiser market is hot right now.

 

Dear SI,

Do farts have lumps?

 

If you're around Long Branch, the Sitting Duck has great burgers.

 

or your too drunk to drive late at night, jr's will hook it up with mini burgers

 

yea them carl jr burgers look awesome,i just don't know where any are.i see the commercials but not any stores.

this thread is getting some great feedback thanks guys

 

not carl jr, Juniors its a take out

 

This is why you suck, this right here^^^

Everyone is having a good time and you come hijack this thread for Jesus. Wayne please go fuk off. We have had a good run here in your absence and I for one think you should just stay the hell off SI. Mod/Admin please ban this douche canoe so we can all go back to having fun.

 

I have a gardener named "Jesus". Do you think that he will absolve me of all my sins?

 

Hijacking ________ for Jesus. The NSA is watching you.

 

thank you rcarter.
if we didn't have you we would have had to have invented you.

 

+1

 

really depends on what your sins are.

 

It's Hardees on the east coast from what I understand. Same sh** though.

 

hardee's = poverty food

 

Dear SI Forum,

When I poo, should it sink or float? It always does in salt water. Please find a solution to this mystery of mysteries!

Item 2, why do confused surfboard owners paddle to my sector? Is it my charming smile, charisma or that musky scent that gets em wet n wild?

Please write back before I poo

 

No problem, happy to do it.

That is funny man. But they do got hot chicas in the commercials.

Dear SI,

When I take a dump, where my dookie go?
[video=youtube;LmJ4hTSQuyI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmJ4hTSQuyI[/video]

 

here is the link, I aint talking about fast food fools
this is culinary perfection. for drunks
http://jrsdelivery.com/

 

...so I asked Jesus, my gardener, if he would absolve me of my sins. His reply was, "if you let me have sex with your wife." I figure that's a pretty good deal. Have fun, Jesus!!!

 

what a saint v