fighting with nonlocals or southerners

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by BigMoneyT, Sep 25, 2014.

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  1. Sep 25, 2014 #1
    BigMoneyT

    BigMoneyT Active Member

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    So yesterday I was quitly surfing with my pack of friends and a newbie comes over that has no business being around us. he sucks. And i mean cant get barrelled, no airs, nothing. So he starts running into my line and I come close to knocking his teeth out of his mouth but I chill out because I know what would happen. i would be in the papers, bosses find out, they are unhappy. blah blah. Working in the type of job (brokerage, investments, stocks) I cant get in that type of trouble like i always did back in the day. So, I have to leave my spot to leave room for this kookster to mess things up. Same things happen when I go down south. They have no clue whats going on and cant keep up with us. I guess its best to laugh at them in amusement. One even came up to my 2015 black range rover hse 3.0-liter supercharged V6; 4WD, eight-speed automatic 340 hp @ 6,500 rpm, 332 lb-ft @ 3,500 rpm to try to speak to me. kook land down there.
     
    BigMoneyT, Sep 25, 2014
    BigMoneyT, Sep 25, 2014
  3. Sep 25, 2014 #2
    waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

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    nice troll
     
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  5. Sep 25, 2014 #3
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    More importanlty, could the kook newbie bench?
     
    Zeroevol, Sep 25, 2014
    Zeroevol, Sep 25, 2014
  6. Sep 25, 2014 #4
    jettyface

    jettyface Well-Known Member

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    A.) Shredmachine?

    B.) Sweet car bro. What's that get, like 14 mpg? You're now the king of SwellInfo.
     
    jettyface, Sep 25, 2014
    jettyface, Sep 25, 2014
  7. Sep 25, 2014 #5
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Sorry you had to experience that BMT.
     
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  8. Sep 25, 2014 #6
    Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, brah, no need to resort to fisticuffs in that situation. Bosses don't like that sh!t when you're pulling down six figs. Just do what I do. Grab the next 23 footer, shott the pier, smoke them in a bench off and then bang their hindus on the beach. Problem solved.

    BTW, that sounds like a suite ride you've got there. I've got the 2016 model and it rocks. Needless I say more...

    Sent from my iWatch 8
     
    Valhallalla, Sep 25, 2014
    Valhallalla, Sep 25, 2014
  9. Sep 25, 2014 #7
    BigMoneyT

    BigMoneyT Active Member

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    ha I hear you valhallalla but its frustrating to see incompetence in the water. its simple to surf. simple. when you get guys that come out and can master it i just dont know what to do. my patients runs thin but its not the end of the world. I usually just tell them to move or else and all is good in the hood.
     
    BigMoneyT, Sep 25, 2014
    BigMoneyT, Sep 25, 2014
  10. Sep 25, 2014 #8
    njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

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    *yawn*

    this troll has been done before.

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    njsurfer42, Sep 25, 2014
    njsurfer42, Sep 25, 2014
  11. Sep 25, 2014 #9
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    You have to have actually startedly surfed before you can quitly surf.
     
    CBSCREWBY, Sep 25, 2014
    CBSCREWBY, Sep 25, 2014
  12. Sep 25, 2014 #10
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Money can't teach you grammar
     
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  13. Sep 25, 2014 #11
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Yo T what do you think of that Men's Journal article? I'm sure a slick business cat like you reads that mag.
     
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  14. Sep 25, 2014 #12
    littlerhody

    littlerhody Well-Known Member

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    wow this sounds very rockheadish
     
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  15. Sep 25, 2014 #13
    nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

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    A real boss would have copped the V8.
     
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    nynj, Sep 25, 2014
  16. Sep 25, 2014 #14
    Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

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    I know exactly what you're saying, brah. I lost my patients a little while back. Some kook got upset when I stepped over his dog. I had show him who's the boss. Things went bad. Had to hide in my mom's basement and jump off a toll booth. Crazy stuff.
     
    Valhallalla, Sep 25, 2014
    Valhallalla, Sep 25, 2014
  17. Sep 25, 2014 #15
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    Im a doctor and I hate fat patients too, they take too long, I should have more patience
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Sep 25, 2014
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Sep 25, 2014
  18. Sep 25, 2014 #16
    rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

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    Dude that was awesome!!!!!!!! You nailed everything in those two posts, right down to the "suite" ride!
     
    rcarter, Sep 25, 2014
    rcarter, Sep 25, 2014
  19. Sep 25, 2014 #17
    MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

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    Shutup man!!! I was just trying to make new friends yesterday. Jeeze next time I'll just surf alone...
     
    MFitz73, Sep 25, 2014
    MFitz73, Sep 25, 2014
  20. Sep 25, 2014 #18
    kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

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    lolz
     
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  21. Sep 25, 2014 #19
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    valhalla for +3!
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Sep 25, 2014
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Sep 25, 2014
  22. Sep 25, 2014 #20
    salzsurf

    salzsurf Well-Known Member

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    Name: BigMoneyT
    Ride: 2015 Range Rover
    Job: Sounds more important than it really is
    Trouser Snake: Muy Pequeno
    Self-esteem: Rock bottom
     
    salzsurf, Sep 25, 2014
    salzsurf, Sep 25, 2014
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