question for real surfers

No offense bro, but that board would snap like a toothpick in the power barrells we get down here. Lips 3 foot thick, that will annihilate anything that thin. Unless it's made of that new titanium carbon fiber composite stuff, then if so I apologize in advance.

 

remind me where you surf, so I never go there. 15 DEEP, SON! who are you, Lil' Wayne or something? If you tell someone to run to Queens to get you a sugar cookie, do you have a crony who will do it for you?

Sell your shred stick on craigslist like normal humans. Shyt ain't that hard.

 

I'm not a real surfer, but even I know that it depends on the break. Duh.

If you roll up on **l**r**r*** with 5+ guys, like a kook, none of you will be driving home because you'll have holes in all 4 sidewalls. Doesn't matter that it's not like the old days, nonsense like that still gets regulated one way or the other.

But you can bring your entire tiddlywinks team plus cheerleaders to **nd** and nobody's gonna care.

I can't think of many spots I'd paddle with 15 guys out already, let along bringing that many lineup cloggers with me. I might call up 1 or 2 other guys if I know it's gonna be sick. Never be seen on your phone if you want your windows to stay unwaxed. I usually leave a text: "Goin **r**s If I don't txt u again its firing"

 

Dude, bro, I'm not sure you are asking this in the correct forum. Everybody knows there are no real sufers here. I believe you have pointed this out yourself in the past. Anyway, if I'm staying local it's usually with 25 to 50 of my closest friends. Sometimes more. It's different if I'm travelling abroad, say, to hawaii (jaws area) or mavericks (california coast). Then I'm usually solo cuz the rest of my krew ain't pulling down six figs, you know what it is that I be sayin'?

That's a suite board you're getting rid of. I like the name: The Game. Sounds just like one that Gabriel Medina rides. I'm not currently interested but let me know if you ever want to part with some of the rest of your quiver:

5’9 x 18 1/4 x 2 1/4 EPS Fred Rubble
5’9 x 18 1/4 x 2 1/4 DFR
5’9 x 18 1/4 x 2 1/4 EPS F.R.
5’8 x 18 5/8 x 2 1/4 EPS Fred Rubble
5’6 x 18 7/8 x 2 5/16 EPS #4 Prototype

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yo brahhh, like I roll 30 deep holmes and always bench-offs before paddling out....of course, using my suitet duck diving patterns and banging a couple hot hindus on the way out to the lineup, no lax here, G.

suite board, brahhh....is it callEd the Game the Length.....i have one of those boards too, so f'n suite, dude!

 

lol

 

Donate that stick to a charity, fudge the numbers and take a huge write off. Sticks are selling on the cyberweb for over $1M these days. Tell the IRS it was a Roy Stuart you donated and take a $500K write off.

It will suck that some poor little loser with no chedder is using your stick, but it's worth it.

 

Yeah I usually roll about 18-25 deep brah! Surfin solo is for losers and dorks.

Big Money T is my fukin Hero!!! Big Money T for President of SI!!! Big Money T bangin Hindus all day son!!!

 

Dear Mr Bigg monie Tbone,

Sorry dudeski- I don't know what it means to 'roll deep'.

Guess I'm not a real surfer. Sorry brah.

I have a question - have you ever been to Lakewood, NJ??


Yours truly,

Mr Belmar

 

This is great advice Big $ T Bag. Then you can keep the IRS off all the funds you be earnin slangin dem stocks.

 

I roll deep on your mom.

 

yeah, but brew...I roll deep in his mom.

 

It's all semantics. As long as his mom is there, a good time will be had by all.

 

We should run a si train on his mom.

 

Troll success

 

if surfing had a justin bieber....he would sound like.....that.

 

I really really wish there were IP labels so we could see who this satirical genius is. kudos mystery douche, kudos

 

From HERE

 

gonna need LOTS of tequila if I'm gonna batten down the hatches with Mrs Shred.
yall can have my sloppies.........blech