question for real surfers

Buahaha, nice one rcarter!

 

Yeah, booze will be needed.

 

In all seriousness, 15 is way too many to roll with. A water videographer, another photographer on the beach with a 4000m telephoto lens ($15,000), an enforcer to block hodads off my waves, and two or three bikini models holdin down the fort under the umbrella for the after sesh. That's six, max. Oh, add one more to watch my custom Beachmobile so it doen't get towed or waxed. So seven. And his mom. So that makes eight, max.

 

Don't forget the ski/driver.

 

T brah...there is a guy on here goes by the of Wayne...he is always looking for boards and kids to teach...I think he owns a white van.

 

And who's working the quad copter w/ GoPro? Unless you got one of those auto-tracking thingies.

 

Good call.

 

So 10 max? If so, more hindus will be required, so maybe 15 is abooot right.

 

Don't forget the production crew for the video. Need somebody to shoot the drive to the break, seagulls on the beach, random hindu super-models, etc. See, this sh!t adds up quick.

 

During the last long period swell we had some dude no one had ever seen before had the auto tracker on the beach and he kept dropping in on me and everyone else. I knew it was him cause I saw the tracking bracelet on him. He kept riding way out on the shoulder so I kept to the pocket behind him. When I decided to go in for the day to add insult to injury not only did he get vid of himself cutting off everyone on the peak there is my friend writing "love letters" like "go home hodad" on a piece of paper and holding them up in front of the lens. I told him why dont you just throw the whole camera in the water and he said no I think this is more demoralizing. Id say sorry to get off track but this trains been off the tracks since it left the station so eff it.

 

I roll with 2. Well, thats counting my dad, the driver lol

 

BigDummyT, I thought you make loot? Why would you need to sell a board, just leave it on the beach for the peasants.

 

Quick question Val... You're friends don't make 6 figs? Are you some kind of charity? Why do you like poor people?

 

Haha that's great. Bet he'd be a little ticked off if you stuck your board in the sand in front of the cam too. Wait til he comes in to move the cam and wash, rinse, repeat.

 

Brah, there can only be so many alpha males. I don't pay their rent I just surf with them. None of them surf anywhere near as good as I do. Most of them can't even do a KFC turn! Besides we all need somebody inferior to look down upon to make ourselves feel better. Needless I say more...

BTW, please use my full name, Valhallalla, next time you address me. Thanks.

 

OMG this thread went HOF real quick. Way to many great responses to name them all but damn Brew, Koki, Clemson, Valhalla, SISurfdogg and FLsurfdog ya'll some funny mutha puckers!!!

 

Better strap one of MIS's chip boards across yo' ass so you don't get sucked into that gash.

 

Gots to be fourloco, brahhhh

rcarter...this def deserves a good picture with juicy captions.

 

Damn sure does!

 

I can't count how many people squeal with glee when a bus load of feebs come to the break. I know I have hear palpitations.