Just then Archy showed up to protest the lube gruvi was using as it left too much of a carbon footprint. Gruvi was able to change Archies mind by offering to put one in the stink during his session....
Chicharrone and his wife were so pumped to see that Gruvi came through with the pizza. They spent the whole afternoon looking for the pipe that the ghost had hidden from them for the 12th time this week. They had the sweet stanky and the ghost was jealous. So they made a deal, 1 week with no pipe hiding and they'd pack a fatty to share. Turns out the ghost was pretty cool so they took Casper to the beach and .....
Fired it up, then had a 3 way. While that was happening the Belmar special police showed up on their bikes and said hey no 3 ways on the beach in Belmar unless you are the winner of a bench off....
That's when ShredMachine jumped up in the cop's face and said "I am the winner, brahhh....I just put up 400 bones" The cop then watched Shred have a three-way with Gruvi and shar-cvnt. Out of nowhere, shred's mom, 6 pack of fourloco in hand and his Hindu girlfriend showed up and joined Koki behind a dune.
koki called his boy spicoli over while he was walking his dog,and shreds mom came running out behind the dunes and decked him.he fell and dropped the leash and the dog bit his hindu gf nosering off while gruvi and shartter chased after the grom who stole the sixer.
They found the groms, but they drank all six beers. It was Dune and RI Surfer. They were passed out naked while 69ing each other. Gruvi was super stoked and got naked, but the cops showed up before he could jump in.
...a dazed Spicoli stumbled to his feet, grabbed Occhy's leash and due to the change in tide and waning swell proclaimed "bro, I'm outta here. Going to get billeted in Rhodey." He then welcomed the hard cats to follow if they pleased to and jumped in the 12-wheel Class A tractor trailer stoke/hype train on chrome 48's and throttled off with Koki who had Shred's mom in tow...
With all the heat from the fuzz in Belmar all the swellers had to change direction. As they were burning a huge blunt in their new wheels they headed south for a longboard contest they heard about in Atlantic City instead of RI. There they met up with baddy who was cooking meth in a trailer surrounded by junkie hookers next to the boardwalk. As they walked up to the trailer the first of the hookers introduced herself as Joel Tudor...
...meanwhile in Newport, Dave Levy waxed up his old buc groveler and told Sid Abruzzi that the Swellers had intermittently re-routed to AC, which ensured that they'd catch the DP sesh alone at Ruggles. They were ready for the army of stoke, however, to arrive in Rhodey the following day. The Water Brothers plotted for their arrival...
Bill's boat had just arrived at Belmar as the cops were getting there (the gnome and Chuck a bo bo didnt know how to navigate to NZ and so just drifted south) but he grabbed the box of hooker ads and swallowed the last of the tequila and jumped onto MV surfers wavejet. The gnome and Chuck looked longingly after him as he was jetted to freedom...
Left alone on a boat the Gnome and Chucky did what you would expect them to do, played an intense game of Monopoly. After a 5 hour game Roy was the winner. They were tired from the day and all out of tequila so they figured it was time to turn in. Just as they were turning out the lights and snuggling up to each other they heard a loud boom from the deck of the boat. Chucky got to the deck first and saw a gigantic...
....submarine. At the helm was a mysterious man in a hood. He said "Climb aboard lads, this be the SS Conspiracy, home of the "Swelluminati" all the secrets of swellinfo are right here on this here craft. Climb aboard ye shall get the grand tour".....
As Boo Boo and The Gnome followed the mystery man down into the submarine, a great storm was building in the Atlantic. This was no ordinary storm, this was the 117.3 year storm! Stories were told of the last time this storm came in 1896. Waves all along the East Coast reached 23 ft minimum and it looked like Bel Mar at every break. Of course Bel Mar itself went off the richter scale on this one with 56 footers being had by all. Roy was convinced he could build a better sub than this guys and proceeded to tell the hooded man this. The hooded man was becoming angry with this Gnome and had him locked in the brig...
Emass rode his Carver to Belmar to check the giant surf. When he arrived a big, tan, hairy dude said "locals only." Emass replied "Carver charge wahine carver brah wahine charger shred pave carver wahine brah brah brah wahine carver shred pave wahine carver"
The giant hairy dude understood immediately and replied, "Shred Gnar Gnar Wahine charger carver brah!" Emass grasped the Giant Dude's Back hair and the two swam out to the mysterious submarine.
Meanwhile Chuck a boo boo asked the hooded man if they could follow the crew south to Atlantic City, since the submarine wouldn't be effected by the huge surf. The hooded man wanted to dig up more dirt on certain swellers so he agreed...
It had been a long swim, but they were just in time to see Roy walking the plank.... The hooded man had strapped Roy's 10'6" HotKarl to the front of the sub.....hands tied behind his back, Roy was almost to the end of the plank, when he saw Mary Lee's fin surface....She was ready for a meal of the ages....gnomes were her favorite snack. Roy didn't even have time to fall into the water, Mary Lee shot up from out of the water and ate him in one bite taking off 3' of the HotKarl. Unfortunately, now the board was only worth $866,000.00
Chuck was overcome with grief at the death of the gnome and screamed "Why!" He decided right then to make his own line of cheaply made hollow boards that everyone could afford. Emass couldn't stop laughing and said," Dude we gotta get going to the bench off in A.C. rumor is Snookie is going to be there! Wahines bra carver buoy."
Everyone but Chuck A Boo Boo applauded the Gnomes demise. Charlie Boo sat on the deck and cried while ramming one of Roy's serated fins up his bung hole. When he heard the news Yankee flew a Banner proclaiming the SI Kidgdom free of the Tyranical Gnome for good! All the Hindus b!tches cheered and striped naked. The remainder of the Karl was used for a massive bonfire and roasting smores. Little did the Swellites know but Wayne and Chuck A Boo Boo had been communicating via telepathic messages and were planning to rise up and strike back...
