well done

Get with it bruh

 

I want to get a brief summary of what we have soon so that we can figure this out. Also I was thinking within the next few days or something we end chapter 1 and start chapter 2 we can do it all in the same thread.

 

Bruh that's a noble undertaking yet a time-consuming one. Tree forts of dis form can't even reed or right. If say everyone is functioning way above their average already in the tread

 

Was going to start this thread myself but got caught up with work. It should definitely be a front runner for the Thread of the Year and possibly entered into the HOF ballot for the best of all time.

 

Ok here is a preliminary summary. Feel free to make suggestions or whatever.

SI surf story summary

A man woke up and rolled a blunt which he passed to wayne who was for some reason in his house. NJShred rope swung into the house and asserted himself well so the man snuck out to surf Belmar. When he walksed out to his car he found it would not start but luckily metard helped him get it running and the two of them went to wafflehouse and had "fun". When they made it to Belmar they were promptly beaten up by a djais bouncer. Immediately after they had a confrontation with Koki Barrels. A bench was set up on the beach. Bench offs ensued on the beach. Whilst the man begans paddling out on his craigslist board at the most crowded jetty he saw EmassSpicolli get barreled on a 23 footer who was then very stoked as he did it for liam. It was at this point the man realized he was tripping on acid. Hard. Just at that moment a man with an 808 parachute flew into the line up from above and got shacked on a 23 fotter, much to everyone's excitement. After the para-barell he couldn't figure out the bathroom situation at D&D and got stuck in the bathroom. Seldom tipped him that the cops were coming but they were saved when the cops were distracted by MV riding his wavejet into the shorebreak. Meanwhile on the mans first wave he was dropped in on. On his second wave he was fitzpedo-ed and they tussled to the beach where there was great tension. They knew they had to bench off. A large crowd gathered.

Meanwhile Zach619 began a hasty drive north towards Belmar in his very "modified" car. In his car were a few "fellatious women". They had many "chrades" then stopped in a rough neighborhood to pick up a friend. They were pulled over by officer doug who had ties to the volcom surf team and there was a standoff. Luckily Zach619 called out to Bruce Willis who distracted the situation enough for them to escape. They then picked up PJB. While on the road they ran into Larry Bertlemans van with Roy boards on top. In the back of the van was Slater and Curren drinking beers and playing Jack Johnson on the guitars. There was a situation with a gnome and bill.

While all this is going on Shart woke up just in time to see a hindu red baron flying by towing a banner that read, "FLY A BANNER FOR SHARK PRESERVATION". As he was walking across the street to get his finely tuned quiver he stepped over a dog and was scolded by the ghost of AI for "Pulling back on a 23 footer". He was then arrested but en route to jail he magically disappeared in smoke on a toll booth in NJ.
He then magically reappeared in waynes van. They engaged in various activities. It was then that they picked up a hitch hiker who was looking for Roy Stuart maker of the greatest surfboard ever made.






Soooooooooooooo..................yeah.

Let me know if i missed anything or whatnot.


The three paragraphs are kinda the three story lines that I could make out.(?)

 

Lots of comedic gold in that thread and a tricky story. I apologize if i missed anyones post or messed anything up I just did this quick.

 

BBP is a HOFer.

I'm in stitches reading the summary. Sic.

 

Para-barrell!!!!!!!!!!

Para-shacked lol

Para-slotted

Para-billeted

Para-Glossary

 

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I think we should move on,the story keeps going back to Belmar for some reason.maybe the story should head south for those rednecks lol

 

Bring the story down south for the hypothetical SI BBQ thanksgiving

 

Bro. Now you say something. At least some of the crowd just headed north to R*ggles to chase 22-fotters.

 

Nah I just re routed them you cant leave the dirty without visiting AC dog...

 

Bro you gotta do that with literary style. Now there's a disconnect for the reader. What was needed was an aside maybe by Mrs. Shred saying we had to hit Seacrets before Rhodey. Continuity bro lol

Gotta head to Rhodey at some point. I've got an unreal scene unfolding in my head with mad other characters and SI trowbacks.

 

Im all for Rhodey at some point, I edited a bit, check it now emass. Im a bit baked the re route did need some proof reading . my bad...

 

lol ok bruh, I put in the teaser for the Rhodey trip. Let's git er dunn in AC proper then head northeast.

 

My mistake, Seacrets is in OCMD not AC.

 

Props to Seldom, I think that Sunil banner sh*t was the funniest, although NYNJ is doing well and MIS had me cracking up at 'airtite.'

Why isn't there more violence/sex? Some of you guys are being very PG about it.... can't wait to find out who's a secret power-bottom when Joel Tudor is summoned to a room in Caesars Palace.

 

Yeah the Sunil cameo was so dope. I actually thought the adult entertainment was plenty adequate. That can get senseless and bring treads off tangents, do would obviously do so to the story. It's pretty solid now IMO.