You buncha kooks need to step your game up. Must all be hungover from Friday night. I'm not impressed. Who's gonna be the first to work in V10 Fiestas and kookboards to the tale? Let's go!!!!
another take on the si story thread is that its pretty much stooopit as faughk. what are you people a bunch of high schoolers who aren't in the sports crowd or the glee club crowd??? next time you feel like going surfing why don't you just throw your board out the window and start reading your next choose your own adventure book....
Fitz you can eat a dikkkk bro. I'll run circles around you in athletics and mad cats on here are showing creative sides to their intellects as well as celebrating the SI forum culture. Sorry you didn't get laid last night or so far in 2014 by your old lady. Don't take it out on the local buoys.
I guess it's ok to do both... You know... To surf AND tell stories too, right? It's like fishin stories, but with explosives, bench offs, submarines, and 500 HP Fiesters. Well... we might have all o' them in fishin stories too... exceptin the bench offs. Here's another take to consider. Life deals us some pretty unfair / bad sh** sometimes. Zero warning. Like you go surfing for 1st time in a long time, all stoked and full of anticipation, then BLAM! You get hurt and have to crawl out of the water and can barely drive yourself home. Or, a family member calls you on the phone and says they have cancer and are starting chemo Tuesday. Maybe we just need to have a way out sometimes, without heavy drugs. A goofy a** story is the answer some days. I don't understand all the story references, because I'm new here. Sure, some of it may be silly. But, you know what? It made me laugh. I guess just change the channel if you don't like the show. There's lots of 'em.
Dude. Everyone can't be right every time. This is one of those times. Let the Billy stuff go. Ain't him, ok? Ain't worth fussin about. http://www.swellinfo.com/forum/showthread.php?23978-My-weekend-with-the-Bear&p=259468#post259468
this is the internet,not the ocean,save the ripping for the seas. we are online.its story time!!! looks like the greatest thread ever is another casualty to the web.
Wayne I don't typically give you any schitt and I do ignore most of what others rip on you with. For me to really give you a hard time would somewhat conflict with my faith. Then again, The Lord is modest and you are far from that. You just hijacked the one thing I love bro - the SI surf story. What an eternal kook you are. If you were a real evangelist and family man you wouldn't have 10 seconds to deal with this forum. It just wouldn't be in your hierarchy of priorities or anywhere close. You're a farce.
Also, if anyone perpetuates the possible derailment of the story tread I nominate them for permanent ban. Or at least never being allowed to frequent this board with any peace. Everyone: completely ignore Wayne on the story tread and continue to if he posts further.
Hey man at least I followed up my rant on Wayne with him getting eaten by Marl Lee Killing Wayne should at least by me some forgivness right?
I am PRETTY sure that Blasters and I are about to declare a SI war on anyone that lives north of the Mason Dixon line once we anchor near the lineup (RI or Jersey. Not sure where we are at this point). I would assume that whomever may write that in, does realize that there are "Missiles" aboard the SS HotKarl, as there are no laws in the north requiring a missile permit. Once we wage a war on the north and start high tailing it back to the glorious south, we may very well get chased into Florida. For gods sake man, someone put DPSUP in the next rest stop any of us end up stopping at. Hopefully our friends in Charleston will be standing by ready to launch an attack when the intruders strike with their northern aggression.