HOTY14 Homestretch: The Official Hate-Off

Although I respect all of our Marine Corp, I had two different room mates about 7-8 years ago in San Diego. Both were Iraq Vets. Just got out of their 4 year stint. Not only were they both walking Vaginas, my friends and I would egg them on to fight each other sometimes. It was like watching 2 11 year old girls in a slapping match. I was actually forced to subdue one of them one night. It was not difficult at all. They shamed the Marine corp. And I cannot make this up. This one kid was about 130 pounds soaking wet. He bailed to VA and never came back. When we finally broke his door down to assess the damage, we found empty pizza boxes and fat chick porn all over the room. And not like chunky chicks. Like, 400 and 500 pounds whales. True story. I think the Marines need to go through a little more of a screening process.

And that is not a shot at our corp. That is to say there are plenty of walking talking pussies that have shot guns and fought in a war and when Zach619 had to slap one of them to the floor, he did nothing but sulk and walk away.

 

So, if we are all done with our **** measuring contest, I vote my goodbye thread for hate filled post of the year.

Now, go **** yourselves with a roy fin. Except a few. I like some of you.

 

It was nice bro.... But apparently you never read the Seldom Seen post in the Shark Hunter BB/Surfing thread. That was a razor sharp slap in the face. Although I was caught in the cross fire, I had the utmost respect for the man after that fateful day. Sometimes, with all the BS going on around here, someone has to come in and lay the smack down and call a spade a spade.

Your good bye thread was respectable, but you have to get way more personal than that to offend anyone. I mean, you really gotta put some time and effort in. There is plenty of time to sharpen your sword and take another shot at it....

 

I'll look at it. If it's what you say it is, I'll tip my hat.

 

It's pure gold. Trust me.

 

You have a link?

 

mjerk, you're going to be a nurse when you graduate your program? Seriously?

 

Not everyone in uniform can get you off, eh fran? What a freakin studmuffin monstah man you are.

Those lil fellers sound like they're from the mess tent, not the battlefield. What a stupid story. It's not even relevant. It's not even anecdotal. How did you ever get permission to use the Internet? Can I get the 60 seconds of my life back that you wasted in reading your drivel?

 

Lol no. CRNA. Essentially an anesthesiologist. Think NP but I knock people out for a living instead of prescribing meds. It's a master's deg. Super sexy fancy nurse.

 

What a world. A diiick like you in charge of people's lives.

Well, you know what it is, right, sparky?
What do they call the person who graduates first in his med school class? Doctor.
What do they call the person who graduates last in his med school class? Doctor.

Bingo. You would be in the latter category. Killing patients & fomenting lawsuits every place you go.

 

shuddup queer. You didn't even have the balls to come downstairs when I was waiting by your DuPont Circle condo in the story. Why you so scared?

And yeah, I think pointing out that two gun toting war vets were vaginas off the battlefield has complete relevance. Nice try though

 

Killing people? Ye have little faith in our education institutions. In any med profession, there is a complete shortage of stupid people. The prerequisites are too much for the majority of people, nevermind the actual program and clinicals. For the record, the phrase "Cs get degrees" does not apply in this industry. It's get As and you might pass your boards.

You don't pass with anything under an 85. You can't take your boards, as you won't be graduating.

 

I read seldoms post.

He wins by default. That post was epic. Shut it down. It's over. That thread was incredible, but that post. My god.

 

Wait Michelle Jr made a goodbye thread then stayed?

 

Came back after a while to say I can actually surf now and I stuck with it. And that I don't surf a softie anymore

 

Yeah he's a complete poseur a-hole

 

Oh I see.

 

There's lots of dumb doc's out there; dumb lawyers and dumb scientists too... one of the guys who 'discovered' DNA thought that he would be able to prove certain races (black) as less intelligent than others. And that's not just a doc, that's a Nobel Prize winning doofus.

There's a lot of degree-granting schools out there, and there's different ways to jump through hoops. A hoop-jumping certificate is a hoop-jumping certificate. More hoops doesn't always equate to intelligence.

 

Yeah that.

See, on here, you're a poser until you've charged triple overhead and have been at it for years.

I suppose you've all been posers.

How many years is the kook transformation process? Longer than your Sex change right?

 

There's an incredible amount of stupid, arrogant people in medical.

The mortality rate in hospitals is off the hook because of arrogant a-holes just like you.

Know when most patients croak in hospitals? Answer: shift changes. True. Because arrogant shiiites just like you fukk it up on the transition. You don't communicate because you think you have all the answers.

Latrines, sparky. You need to be cleaning latrines.

You're an arrogant soft-cockk who should be cleaning latrines. For real.