HOTY14 Homestretch: The Official Hate-Off

Don't be silly, Michael. No one is kicking anyone to sleep. This is the internet. Yes, I'm a liberal.

 

So what you are saying is we cant say anything about you....

Get a clue JR this is the internet. The second you said you had a wife she became fair game to these hate filler swellers!

 

****ing Kook Poser!

 

Your **** gets hard when you see I've posted in your thread again huh! Homer of the Year!

 

No. Can't say I baptize anyone. Jesus and I are on the outs.

 

Fuk you, your wife and your little mutant kids and grandparetns and any retarded folks you know too. There are no rules in a hate match you stupid little jizz chugger. I'll make sure to leave a nice warm load on your wife's back tonight.

LOL Kick someone to sleep!?!? What the fuk kind of phrase is that? Step it up pu$$y. Just ask Emass, last year I told him and AO/OO I would gut them with a fish knife and send thier insides to their mom's in a goddamn Fed Ex box. You come in here with kick you to sleep What a drippy vagina you are.

 

I figured I would pop on and check out the shenanigans while drinking my coffee, holy sh_t!!! You guys are doing a fine job!! I have to say, MJR has come out the gate, strong! And where did Lil’Ricky come from?

 

I found a picture of Michael Jr. for real!

 

Dude, you were a mistake. Daddy forgot to pull out.

Actually it was a mmf, bareback, DP too....nobody's sure who the daddy is, but mommy got the pig on a spit rotisserie treatment. . Gagged like a champ

 

Dude that's funny, me and Yankee had your wife in the same position last night. Your mom was shooting video and randomly licking our balls.

 

So you could talk about dude's moms but it's off limits for you? Let's get this back on track junior, let's talk waves. For the record, as this has been discussed, I could care less when someone starts riding waves, who am I to judge? But you don't strike me as one who would want to be identified with 'surfers'...you seem very political, you're a busy guy getting that CRNA program done, you got a wife, and you got all dem guns to play with. And all those cars to maintain, it must be exhausting!!!

What finally made you hear the siren's song?

What do your tea baggin' gun buddies think of your newfound passion?

Are you drawn to waves or do you want to be a surfer?

Does your late start somehow tie in with your deep sense of empathy for the elderly?

Do you have Navy SEAL guns that you carry in the line-up?

Do you ever feel threatened in the line-up?

I've notice you've already mocked the group of people you're so desperately trying to fit in with(ie/tough Belmar surfers vs. your gun buddies), how do you reconcile these feelings of resentment with those of wanting to be a part of the group you resent?

I'm just asking questions

 

I hate risurfer, high on life, and failing is my finest move which is all the same person

 

Ok, but this won't get you any votes for HOTY14, Sparky. Just tender your vote for Yankee.

 

Yeah to all the noobs trying to flex dey hate boner, you can't just jump in last quarter screaming stupid crap, saying I'm going to kick you to sleep (WTF?) and other lame ass threats. Real hate flows from within. Real hate warms you on a cold winters night. Real hate will fuel you when you can't find food. Real hate always beats flash in the pan anger like Mjr is displaying.

Hate is the way to redemption. Fly a mutha fukin banner for hate or Iwill kill all of you worthless bastards!

 

Preach on brother. Abort everyone!

 

Not everyone, soft cockk; just you.

 

all yall are doing a absolutely chitty job every single one of you. this is not real hate its really just tough love. this was a embaressment, i am truly disappointed but i do got to call out someone. micheal jackson (jr) go home boy your try trying to play in the big league but your status is jv. its like your claiming to bang hindus but they're really muslims...your trying to say you surf jaws on the Daley but you surf the gulf of mexico. just stop bro, give up. this isnt going to end well.