Alana blanchard

brb

 

wtf! no pics?

 

Link?

 

Thanks Scobeyville, I must be cautious on this computer.

 

god bless your filthy soul scobey

SS get on it soon, on your phone, these things get taken down kinda quick

ohh....the dirtiness.....I feel like Carl from Aquateen hunger force

[video=youtube;6e5ZqpqyVOI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5ZqpqyVOI[/video]

 

A wise man bestowed upon me knowledge one day. He said, "Son, they're all whores".

 

Amazing delivery Clemson... I almost spit tea all over my computer.

To be honest I never really found this chick too attractive. Sure she's prettier than your average girl, and has a nice body, and surfs much better than me. But outside of the surfing part, it's not that rare. Well, maybe it is in New Jersey...

Maybe she doesn't feel too bad, on account of her being photographed 95% nude all of the time. Is that last 10% of boob really so important?

EDIT: Not drinking English tea. Never.

 

fock off cont! off course it is!!!!

 

Between Alana's pics and the best of Carl vid, this is thread is off to a great start.

My bro's GF punched a chick at an MC Chris show.

Time to hit the vending machine.

 

Why did it censor 'bbbw'?

 

Q. What's the difference between a whore and a b!tch?

A. A whore focks everybody. A b!tch focks everybody but *you*.

 

They all whores except our mothers, there is a qualifier clemmie

but mathmatically, it seems to work out

Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And because money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)
In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...

thank you urban dictionary

wonder why there are thousands of dudes and only 3 women on this site?

 

Man, there's a mathematical equation for everything. Einstein was a genius, no wonder why he married his cousin.

 

her nips were larger than i expected.

 

POTY

What gets me about all these hacks is that you know there is some dude, boyfriend or whatever, that she sent 95% of these pictures to. He's sitting there, scrolling thru the leaked pictures, and finds one that wasn't sent to him. "Who the **** you send that one to?!?"

 

Well... I'm at school on the county computer server..... Well, well, well....