If You Could Slap any SI Member who would it be?

Bro, I post a lot. Yeah. Little known fact, LittleRicky. Now that we've got that out in the open, most of my posts aren't about myself. When you post as much as I do, you're gonna have a lot of posts about anything and everything and nothing (I've certainly got those!) after a while. Clearly, it interests you enough to pine away about and then comment in angst...which is kind of creepy! If you must zero in on the content that is about me, that's up to you. Be sure to note where you are attributing descriptions of my work and the women in my life and when I'm doing that for you. I typically will mention that I've been working or I'm going out of town or that wahine was at the crib on some night rather than attributing value to any of those. What validation could I ever seek to find from those attributes of my life from dudes on a surfing forum I'll never meet?

Never did I say anything bad about your mother. I told you merely to go where you are loved if you feel like you're being picked on in fights you start. Settle down, Beavis.

Here's a tip bro: If you're going to admit to fault, do just that and only that. As soon as you follow up with the word "But..." your previous admission is negated. The world doesn't want excuses.

Here's another tip bro: Click the "Reply With Quote" button and you won't have to put the effort in to copying and pasting a Sweller's quote and putting it in quotes yourself, because the site function will do that for you.

Can we move on from this now coffee boy? I'll go easy on slapping you in the slap-off and will stop as soon as you tap out.

 

Ok finally emass has an opponent. Now just need one for blasters and then the last bracket filled.

 

His sister.

 

I've been.......
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I'm not seeing the gif in the post, u's?

 

it wont direct play b/c of the p/nis word in the link

 

welcome back dog

 

live and let live is what I always say unless your a murder, theif, or rapist. but if you ever get near me with that attitude i'll take you down just like this

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Infarction tread got shut down lol

 

that was for you ChafeyChafe

 

And the winner is........all vb surfers

 

Big $ T Bagger, tie cinder blocks to your legs and jump in the ocean..you waste of a load...

I would more than b!tchslap your metarded a$$.

Suck a fat one, douche canoe.

 

I love how i mention Yankee being a democrat and then it goes all political and b!tchy. Tools.

I also would like to b!itch slap all those self important tool baggers that post long essays and come on here looking for validation and friendships.

 

Wow. yankee, any retort to this?

#HOTY14

 

Dude throws slaps about as well as chucka-boo-boo does the latex dummy routine.

 

I'd slap all your momma's for banging your daddy's and making a bunch of retards

 

Haha that was quick. I summoned yankee's hate and it took but 120 seconds. You can tell the pennant (aka banner) chase is on.

 

Id slap Yankee because he seems like the kind of dude that deserves it.