If You Could Slap any SI Member who would it be?

I'll go against blasters, but we all know its gonna be Emass and Yankee in the finals.

 

Bring your A game, buttercup.

I'm not gonna slap you. No. Something much more entertaining is in store for you, fruit-lips.

I'll incite waynetheinsaaane to take you into the white van of duct tape & doom and I'll record the slapping noises as he violates your milky white cushions. Post up a vine of said slapping & screaming noises. Upon hearing your plaintive wails of distress, chucka-boo-boo will be beside himself with lust.

 

Hawkfart! Shouldn't you be back in the men's room slapping your own sad meat around?

 

Emass I can't find the post but I recall you questioning yankee's hate potential based on the recent SI/AI bro down. I just want to assure you that the three of us collectively expressed our hate for many many things. It was a hate expression session.

 

Listen well to The Seen, spicoli.

There was hate in them thar hills & it wasn't pretty. Not only hate, but hatin' from New England, hatin' from The Jerz and hatin' from ol Virginny. Put it all together & even the wild ponies were hatin' by Sunday. That's right: beastial hatin.'

You tell me how any other candidate is gonna top that?

 

Hahahaha yup! Pure, primordial, pan-regional hate!

 

Personally, I'd like to head up to York, Maine and slap a particular dummy that we've seen slapped, kicked, punched, and throat grabbed on various vines. It honestly looks really fun.

 

Nice speech little man. Kinda rehashing the same old material though, right? I bet that you have mentioned "waynetheinsane" and "chuckabooboo" more in the last year than you have any actual surfing topic. Youre act is wearing a bit thin. Needless I say more you would still be the first one Id slap and I doubt there is much you could do about.

 

Bro. That was one hell of a sentence. You used one of my favorite words with primordial. Then you used a high-level descriptor of the situation with excellent vocabulary. I appreciate that stuff.

 

Ima slap that burger out of your avatar's hand…and eat it. I need breakfast...

 

Thanks man, I like to employ the occassional literary device.


***Occasional. Thanks kidrock.

 

maybe one day i'll be known enough 'round here for someone to hate me







one day

 

Ima slap that monkey face so hard the rest of your hair falls off and you look completely like Homer Simpson!!

Nah... How can you hate a guy named FUN?

 

I'd b!tch-slap Vince Fontane for his asinine comments in the Kelly Slater 540 thread.

 

Dude, you use a word like "primordial" and then in the very next post, you misspell "occasional"? I ought to slap you.

 

Touche. I blame it on trying to balance working and posting at the same time, but ultimately there is no excuse.

 

doubt it

 

This is hilarious