Dear Mr. Bill Baxter

I don't know man a mechanical box seems worse. Kind of like a Roomba robot vacum towing you.

 

guys use those to wake skate in shallow tidal pools at the inlet

a kid has one with like 500ft of line on it

 

I've never seen one of those things in person, but they look ridiculously dangerous to me. Like the kind of thing you should never ever use with other people in the water. Kids these days...

 

Now that I can see, but in the lineup in the ocean, no way!

 

there was a tide pool at pipe and volcom or some other surf company set one up, it was fun looking. FOR THE KIDS IN THE TIDEPOOL...not 'grown' men in the surf

 

Time for the coconuts

 

I know its tradionally a Belmar thing, but maybe they need to have a bench off!

 

I'm gonna have to tell my redneck buds about this idea!

 

too late

http://www.ridiculouswinches.com/

 

[video=youtube;9mGDDWilji4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mGDDWilji4[/video]

 

Mitchell and I witnessed a Boston Whaler doing tow-ins a few weeks back on a chest high day in Ocean City. Friggin dumb, getting ****ty rides and slicing up the mediocre surf we were trying score.

 

Right up there with razor scooters. Kelly's 540 was impressive, this.. not so much...

 

it's what you do if your from ohio

brb... gonna get my xootr

 

Bill Baxter and the winch crew kooking it up on Delmarva
#fakeairsontheeastcoast

 

Bill Baxter says "real skimming is for sally boys"
Bill Baxter is a sally boy

 

Quote from billyB himself, "Hello I'm Bill Baxter, I love Catch Surf and winch cables in my bum"

 

Like why is he dressed like that?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaVtRePCT3E

Don't show the winch, but you can see them getting pulled, then dump the cable.

 

I forgot about that. Calling that afternoon chest high is very generous, and yes they were doing their thing about two blocks from us and the boat was throwing wake our way at least three different times ruining the glassy little peelers for about 5 minutes at a time. People who do that kind of stuff probably don't realize just how many people are bumming about it, they just assume "if I'm not close enough to actually be in your way on a wave then I'm good"

 

I'll see your lawnmower, and raise you a Hindu sprinkler.