Help a brother out

Republicans live without government assistance??

Ohh behave!!

Dude, the southern(republican) states get more federal hand-out money than anywheres else in this country.

That's a true fact. I like the ones on Welfare who are hooked into Medicaid through their welfare and then b!tch aboot Obamacare.

Dude, the republican states are nothing but food stamps, General Assistance payments, and Medicaid.

And good Lord, I wasn't begging. That's not begging. I didn't even offer to do fellatio......

CBSCREWSBY: It took you seven months to respond to my last email. So, I figure I have some time left.......

Oh, I'm out of weed, in aboot an hour. So, I need somebody to give me some weed, too.

 

I was watching the TV(some political show) and they were interviewing some hicks in some hick state, and they were axing them why they vote republican...

And none of them knew why.

The best, most informed, answer was this: " Ummm, ahhhhh, well Harry Reid.......ahhh, ummmmm, he, ahhh, ummmmmm the filibuster."

That was the most informed answer they got. It was like Tom Curren became retarded and moved to Arkansas.

Lets' see, both parties are evil with corporations, but the republicans only care aboot letting big business run wild and giving billionaires tax breaks. They claim Jesus but could care less aboot people who are starving and destitute.

Right HAND OUTS.......Yeah, shut the truck-up people. All of y'all on here had help in some way or another, at some time in your life. Plus, when you are born on 9th St in Chester, PA to a junkie mother and an absent father, let loose to run the streets........

Then tell me how Goshdang wonderful and self-sufficient you are.

Oh wow, you were raised in a stable home, with good parents and had opportunities........Wow, and you made it. Congrats.

So, youse would rather see some Zuckerberg trucker get tax relief instead of poor people getting a bone or two thrown to them.

And republicans destroy are ecosystem and pollute the water. The water. They pollute the water. Hey, remember Jersey in the friggin 80's. That was all republican-doing. Reagan...Kean...they pollute the water and wink at their cronies at Ciba Giegy. Yeah, remember them dumping toxic chemicals 1 MILE off Ortley......

So if you are republican, go attend your Young Republicans Club meetings, but stay the truck out of the ocean.

Republicans are so stupid they vote against their own self-interest. Oh, you want an example? Old dudes on social security and Medicare who vote republican are morons. That's the party that wants to wipe-out those programs...Oh yeah, right, they want to "Privatize" them.

Republicans: Forget surfing. Go to a polo match or go picket at an abortion clinic......

 

So, what's your "medical condition?"

Zagaffer won't even Fed Ex me some chronic.....

Jesus, everybody send drugs via Fed EX. Shoot a lot of people send it through the good ol' USPS.