We've All Been There

Hmmm, good point. Clemmy has an excellent point as well.

I guess I gotta ask, on behalf of the SI Community: What exactly have your friends said about how this girl shags? Is she a total freak, willing to do the whole anal thing with reacharounds and doing The Rusty Trombone? Or is she just a stank worn-out dishrag that is nothing particularly noteworthy between the sheets, and just a "port in a storm"?

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

Port in the storm. That's good.

 

This is hands-down the most revolting bit of literature I've ever read. I'm appalled.

 

I dunno bro, I would leave that alone based on your initial comments. Unless you are a gangster rapper, I don't think "passing hoes" around ever ends well. Dudes act hard, but can be sensitive little *****es. You don't want dissension in the ranks over a piece of tail. And you don't want to be caught acting like a ***** when the next day, she is paddling over to talk to other cats man. Just leave some things to the imagination.

The rule I would always live by with the homies back in the day, was once any of them HIT IT, it's off the table. For many reasons. Mainly because my homies were dirtbags. Much more so than me if you can believe it, and I would not touch a vagina with surgical gloves after one of those dudes was up in it.

That said, it should be game on until then. Like, ohh, you just met her at the bar, you bring her back home with us... Then the homie uses the bathroom. Dude comes out of the bathroom, where is Zach and that hoe? Meanwhile somebody is already nuts deep in the other room.

But once any one in your crew has hit it, don't touch it. Don't ever touch it. And good gawd man, never fall for your homie's ex-girlfriends mind games no matter how hot she is. Just don't smash it. its a setup.

I think this is all in a book somewhere. At least it should be.

 

That was the first thought that went through my head. Then again, when I was in college, I didn't give a $#it who she was with before. If you're slightly discerning, I say pass. If you just want some stank on your hang down, go for it...

 

True words of wisdom from a SI HOFer. Heed son, heed!

 

Dis tread is funny. I read it.

 

Just like a little kid with a hot stove. Sometimes they need to burn themselves to learn.

You make need to wake up with a drippy, burning di*k to realize maybe you should have passed.

 

Can I get a rrrrrrroooooooasssssttttt beeeeffff. .. seriously dude don't **** around wit meat curtains that **** will leave you scarred and gay

 

Excellent

 

You think she wants you bro?

 

il add my 2 cents.

is this surf spot good?do u surf there a lot?
well if it is a good spot,and its ur go to spot,and she says no and shyts all over u and every time u go to surf there everyone starts laughing at u.women are pure evil,u need to find a safeground.I have a hot chick at my job,even gives me some good looks sometimes but I know if something were to happen and after a while it doesn't end so well,il have to see them every single day.

sometimes u have to think with ur brain,not the little guy.theres chix everywhere,why would u want a surfer girl.just imagine if u do hook up with her,and down the line your at work,or home,or in Bermuda sippen pina colodas,how do u think every other guy at that spots gonna do when they see her alone.most guys think alike,if u think shes hot,im sure the 40 other guys at the break think so too.maybe she does say yes,and maybe shes a whoure and bangs all ur surfer buddies too.I always look at it like if u want to meet the right girl u do it in the right place.not at a bar,not surfing,on the beach is cool aslong as they don't surf.and usually surfer girls got abs and that's disgusting,I don't need a chick with bigger muscles than me.if ur lookin to hit it and quit it,just make sure u have other good surf spots

 

I don't know about you, but I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with anyone at my lineup.

 

Man, I see all kinds of right answers. Do you really want to know what the SI peeps think? Here's what I think because I love you man...

Be her friend but don't bone her. She has friends your bros haven't hit I'm sure. Might even be one you want to hit a lot. Best part is you won't know who hit her friends. Can it be all so simple? Just listen to that wu tang chorus.

If you're real clever, you'll get her friend, if she reAlly wants you then maybe she will join. We look forward to the pics or it didn't happen

 

Preach

 

Killa, you've really been on your game lately.

 

Co worker:
"Tap everything you can!"

Pops:
"wrap your d!ck up."

Play ball, but be safe - sounds like sh probably got da herp

 

Finger her first, if it eats your hand, run. If you struggle getting in, you gotta hit it! No way around it, tight vag is a helluva drug... Who care if one of the bros gets upset, those f*gs aren't real friends anyways, 5 years from now you won't be hanging with them, they are just as selfish as you, and would do the same thing if the situation was reversed. You'll be lucky to have 5 true friends I your life, the rest are just passing by...

 

How do I get my wife to forget how to swim?