B*ac*'s Beach

HOLD THE F'n PHONE!
Did you just compare Blacks to a Delmarva Surf spot?

 

This thread has so much win in it hahaha

 

Yeah I've had a lot of time lately to reach 2000 cause I wore out your mom's pooswah and she needed a rest.

That is scary man!

 

whoa whoa whoa stop the clock .....blacks to delmarva comparison can't be ignored

whoa whoa whoa stop the clock again....R carter...you don't have to see *****ses.....unless you want to

 

*flenis

 

I've never been there but earlier in this thread someone said he saw a dude spread eagle in the chair popping a boner forest at the bottom of the trail and someone else said it was a cock gauntlet on the way down. That scared me enough!

 

What's scary is Andrew has a photo of the dude's dumper device.

 

I'm laughing so hard right now, yes Emass you started it hahaha

 

its kinda funny a dude brought a camping toilet....is that all he brought?

One time i was coming up the glider port trail there was a lil asian dude standing with purple running shorts. Looked like he was waiting for something....soon as i got to him he turned and started up a steep part you have to climb.....but today seemed he forgot his undies and had a bad case of balls hanging out. he was waiting for someone....me.....after i passed he walked back down and waited for the next victim.

yes the waves are this good that you "gladly" put up with this

glider port trail is guaranteed old man benis

road trail very low chance of benis. maybe less than 1% chance (best odds)

chance of hot naked chick...zip

 

One of my favorite spots, but I will say the kelp scared the crap out of me the first time I surfed there.

 

Yes you ****ing kook, it's one of the few waves in san diego that actually barrels and breaks very similar to an east coast beachbreak. The comparison is spot on for an average daily sized NW swell.

 

Your opinions are incorrect. You will be shot.

 

And the kelp beds also help keep larger sea creatures on the outside of them.. =)

 

First time surfing in CA, the kelp freaked me out a couple of times. 2 foot kelp on surface leaves a 6 foot shadow on the bottom

 

You can't possibly be serious.

 

Since I know where you are headed, as soon as you hit the end of the 8 west, or if you are coming from the north, you will have to take seaworld drive. As soon as you see the "Ocean Beach" sign, the OB skate park to your right. Open to the public for $5. Bowls, transitions. Super fun place. There is a more gnarly spot under washington street, but that is NOT what you are looking for. Trust me though, you want to go surf first, then skate the bowls.

P.S. From the PM, you are going to take the exit for Sea World drive. I forgot you are coming from the North. There is no exit for the 8 west. Seaworld drive turns into sunset cliffs BLVD though OB.