Circus fire

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by bubs, Oct 29, 2014.

  1. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2014
    What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?



    I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
     
  2. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

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    Sep 4, 2012
    your a kook and your just really weird now do you have some sort of multiple personality disorder your not telling us about
     

  3. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2014
    See. Another one derailed. Add you into the rcarter category, and I thought your were better. How does a joke thread equate surfing? I mean, it's about as relevant as me calling you a door knob in relation to your post.

    As for dis-associative personality disorder, how does a dead baby joke equate one not having grasp of reality and using different involuntary (this is up for debate) personalities to handle stress and trigger scenarios? Rarely does it go beyond that. Comeon man, step your game up.

    You're* kook,* you're* weird.* Now* you're* fixed it for you. Last time I didn't utilize proper grammatical skills I was called out. Just helping a brother out ;)
     
  4. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

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    Sep 4, 2012
    I don't give a **** for your the Grammer your fixing honestly I dont give a **** about any of it other then your joke was weird as **** and you sound like one creepy freak
     
  5. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2014
    Hahahaha mission accomplished.

    Honestly, it takes a special kind of sick sense of humor to like that one. Just dipping my feet in. I'll keep it PG for you.
     
  6. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    Michelle was just reading truly tasteless jokes 4 and decided to cut and paste from the 'dead babies' chapter

    Want to hear my Joke about Sodium?

    Na....

    I used to be a lumberjack...but I couldn't hack it...so they gave me the axe...I'll be here all night folks....
     
  7. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    skidmark IS a douche canoe, that's been established beyond all doubt......he's also a dctj, translation, douche canoe thread hijacker......all he wants is everything focused on his pansy asspects in every thread

    he's the horsefly that doesn't get it until he really gets it
     
  8. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2014
    Lol. I hijack?

    Look at the last few from you and carter. I post in a legitimate thread, and poof, by some sort of troll magic you appear and derail the whole thing. Refer to post 48 in the style thread. Ain't me brah.
     
  9. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
    Bob

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot?
    Stu

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
    Rustle

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs no head and no torso?
    Diick

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole?
    Phil

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a barbershop floor?
    Harry

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
    Art

    What do you call a douche canoe who can't STFU?
    skidmark
     
  10. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    what do you call a a guy with a shovel in his head? Doug
    what do you call a guy WITHOUT a shovel in his head? Douglas

    what do you call a chick with one leg? Peg...or...Eileen
     
  11. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    What do you call a cow with three legs?

    Lean Beef

    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground Beef
     
  13. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2014
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  14. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    You know that will only make him stronger right?
     
  15. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2014
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  16. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Whatt do you call a dog with no legs. doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
     
  17. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Applicable to the skidmark.
     
  18. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    "My wife told me she was cutting sex down to once a week. When I complained, she said she was cutting some guys out all together. I get no respect"
     
  19. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg? Irene

    Where does the woman with one leg work? IHOP

    What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls? sparky

    What do you call a cow with 2 legs? skidmark's mom
     
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  20. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009