Circus fire

Thanks Yank, that cracked me up!

 

This ^ is really good.

 

I just noticed lol actually looks like a drowning man.
I bet he's not ****ing laughing out loud now.


Courtesy of http://www.sickipedia.org/

 

douche canoe thread hijacking it's all about skidmark 101 ^

 

Nope, it's just a joke thread that was going well, but thanks for stopping it once again. I'm sure you'll wreck another 3 threads by the end of the day.

 

Wow I just realized that too lol lol

 

Clint Eastwood at his finest
[video=youtube;vRZiF_uOvv4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRZiF_uOvv4[/video]

 

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"

Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

 

It's not rape if you jump on a cheerleader when she yells "Give me a D".

 

That same poor guy (limb-less) at your front door?...Matt
...in your mailbox?...Bill
...in the impact zone?...Bob
...in the dark closet?...Hayden

 

Snooty Rich Lady: "Murphy, who are those slovenly creatures at the door?"

Murphy the butler: The plumbers, Madam.

Snooty Rich Lady: Well, send them to the servant's entrance. We can't allow rifraff in the front door.

Curly: I Resemble That Remark !

--Curly, The Three Stooges

 

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
-- Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
-- Groucho Marx

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
-- Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
-- Groucho Marx

 

damn lol my buddy told me that joke years ago,hes been dead for the past 4 years so I know it cant be u.


whats the difference between ur mom and a washing machine?
the washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it

 

why doesn't Poland have a hockey team?
because they all drowned during spring training

what do u call a bunch of old negros on a barn?
antique farming tools

whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead snagger?
the dog has skidmarks leading up to it.

what do u call a snagger in a tree?
branch manager lol

if I keep going with these snagger jokes I will feel the swift justice of swellinfo admins

 

My all time favorite quote from Curly.

[video=youtube;p68sYaCgQdA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p68sYaCgQdA[/video]

 

What did the gay zombie say when he called the police?



Send more cocks.....

 

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes.




Nothing, you already told her twice.