Code Blue (Balls) FUcast

This^^^

Is awesome.

 

Btw I love laughing at cats in the area when they talk about how great the surf is going to be just because SI is in the green. If only it were that easy lol

 

HOTY award goes to....

 

Stankee you're such a kook. You're confusing me w LBCrew u dumbass. I'm not a teacher and the only thing that's flowing is getting sprayed all over your moms face. Now hate on that shower stalker.

 

Stankee, that was horrible. Keep posting cause it just looks like you're trying to save your self proclaimed hater status. No matter what you say.... you're just a big pile of stankee turd. If you want talk about it I'll be at your mom's later today layin pipe.

 

I don't really like giving great ideas out to Meechu Skloot....

Meechu.....

Meechu Skloot

But as I was looking at these color code "warnings?" I had a great idea. Yeah, that's why the lights in South Jersey just flickered.

Anyways, with the rise of ISIS, or ISIL, potential violence veered at wholesome Americans in the motherland, I think that Meechu Skloot should start posting, next to the Swell Forecast Graph, that color-coded terrorist threat warning thing they used back in the early-mid 00's.

That way Skippy would know if it's safe to hop the train to Rockaway, or head over a bridge or tunnel to surf Sandy Hook.

Of course, none of you southerners have to worry aboot any of this because they(Muslim Fantastics) always try and hit Yankees. That should tell y'all something aboot Yankee superiority.

You know.....back in my day no one ever complained aboot the offshores being too "strong." We just went out.

Dropping-in, blinded by spray, adds a certain uncertainty element to the whole deal........

But anyways, yeah, if Meechu Skloot cares aboot his wackos, whom seem almost addicted to this site, then he should start posting that Terrorist Attack Color Code Thing.

And you watch, he won't do it. And you buy him pools and dogs with your constant support. Isn't it time Meechu Skloot gave something back to YOU?

 

and don't eat Mezzican food and stand in front of an open flame.

 

Yankee,

I think you need to take a step back and reevaluate what you are doing with your life. You've posted an extremely kooky thread here, you've made it clear you don't know where to go given certain conditions, and finally you've fallen back on the same middle-school level insults you hurl in every thread in an attempt to get positive feedback from a bunch of posters on a troll infested surfing message board.

It's my impression that you are likely a slightly overweight middle aged white man. I'd imagine you have some kind of career that keeps you living far from the ocean. I would guess that you are a functioning human being in the real world. Is this (trolling this message board) really what you want to be doing with your life? Are there people you love in your life? If so, how would they feel if they knew this is how you spend your time? Would they be disappointed?

I'm sure you'll have a post full of homophobic (homoerotic?) insults to throw in response to this, but I hope that maybe in a quiet moment you will spend some time thinking about what I've said.

 

Dudez Yankee doesn't need a PSA to fall back and reevaluate his life! This the internetz and it's 2014! Man let me tells youz guyz about those offshores. I walk up Kansas about 15 minutes ago my nose is glued shut from last nights demons I puked on the dunes stumble to the bench and see some waves. It's cold and rainy I felt like a dope addict in Seattle. I'm in no shape to be here!
Maybe I need to revaluate my life decisions. Maybe everybody does. I wonder if there's 100s of surfer jocks out in moco! Or was everybody fretting those off shores or worried about run off from the rain? Idk but like ghost said I never really worried aboutz those thingz! Hey howany of youz creeped on sluts last night at Halloween party's and got pics? Let's start a tread about that. I know MIS would be stoked....

 

Nah kid... I think everyone just wants STankee to know/understand that he's just a pile of donkey turd.

 

Nahhhh son! You obviously can't translate the maths I be dropping...sometimes you gotta think outside the box and read between the lines namsayin!

 

Surfs up bros

 

Wind blew the board up into my chin today, didn't make that drop.

Otherwise all was well, nice reeling faces to work with! Solid chest with some surprisingly bigger waves rolling through on occasion. What a f*cking blast! Spooky ass rainy grey halloween waves, lots of fish jumping. I continued to fail to arrive at the break early but I had one hell of a session today... hangover erased

Lochness, that thing looks beastly.

 

Nice... I was in Central LI today and it was surprisingly fun. Didn't expect it to be as fun as it was.

 

Really depends where you're at. Where I'm live if it's green 9 out of 10 times it's good.