Flight attendants

OK dude, done deal. Schedule your maiden flight for January from Beantown to Aberdeen, WA. We can catch the Jetty, pick up some vape locally, visit Kurt Cobain's old haunts, and you and your attendants are welcome to crash at The Kid's new digs.

Dude, you went with your mom? (Haha, j/k)

 

it was blasters sister not his his mom

 

Also how about a free to "mile high: room or two??? Id pay a couple extra bucks to get in the club

 

you pay for sex?!

see what I did thar? I cherrypicked your words

 

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

 

Jeebus I walked right into that one.

 

If you r starting an airline lemme know, 747 Classic and -400 capt, A-319/320/321 also and a buncha corporate jets and turboprop time. We can take everyone anywhere anytime.

 

A couple years ago I was on a Delta flight from PNS to ATL. Fuggin Jabba Da Hutt sat down in front of me and was in my lap before I could adjust, crushing my legs. I shoved his seai up and had to extend my legs in the aisle. An Asian waitress said something I thought was "would you like to sit elsewhere?" I said sue, how bout 1st class. She said, "How about off the plane." I told her she'd have to taze me to get me off. The whole flight I had me legs out and could look down the guy's fat face and watch his fat wife stuff cheeze filed combos down his gluttonous gullet. I had to pee pee on the potty, so I headed back to the dregs bathroon. Another waitress saw I was heading for the 1st one and told me I could use 1st class turdlet. I used it alright. Pizzed all over that muh fugger.


Good times.

 

and they say theres' a dearth of quality posts on this forum.

 

I dos what I cans