Wetsuit puking

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by ragdolling, Nov 25, 2014.

  1. ragdolling

    ragdolling Well-Known Member

    263
    Jul 30, 2010
    I wonder if anyone else has this problem. I wore my hooded 5 ml suit for the first time today (don't start with the overdressing comments; my 4 ml is shot with holes) and a continuing problem reared its head: it makes me puke.

    I have a pretty healthy gag reflex and over the years (surfing since the mid 80's) periodically the hood being tight around my neck on my Adam's apple area has made me gag, and even puke in the lineup. This has gotten worse in the past few years - either because I'm getting old or maybe it's my choice of suits. I'm trying to pinpoint the problem.

    Part of the problem, I think is that I take a size large suit, but my head is probably extra large, so maybe the hood's too tight? Or maybe it's just me? The hoods have never felt uncomfortable in any other way except for making me puke. Today it got pretty unbearable. People look at you funny in the lineup when you're wrenching between sets. I wonder anybody who's had this problem knows of suits with looser fitting necks or something.

    Waves were good today, though. Definitely worth puking over.
     
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2014
  2. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Well for starters, it's actually spelled wetsuite, not wetsuite

    Seriously,I have noticed that different suites have a different fit for your head. Like I have an xcel and the hood/neck is totally not as comfortable as my old ripcurl or quicksilver. Actually the top of the chest area is kinda funny too..

    Also- I had a friend borrow a suite one time and it was too tight, specially around the stomach. He could hardly breathe, among feeling sick and nauseous - he sat on the beach for a while wondering why he felt that way- I thought he was going to die or something, he looked so sick...
     

  3. kpd73

    kpd73 Well-Known Member

    228
    Jan 30, 2013
    Thanks man. I can offer no Help but I wanted to stop and thank you for the Immensely hilarious visual of some giant head dude just Losing it. Get that **** timed down for set waves...heave and paddle through it like a Boss when everyone scatters. I'm still smiling. High quality.
     
  4. El Stupido

    El Stupido Well-Known Member

    103
    Nov 17, 2011
    We used to pound egg mcmuffins and then paddle out and gag/puke and spread it around the lineup. Easy way to remove a crowd without saying a word. Not that the wetsuites had anything to do with it, just a puke story......
     
  5. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Is this you?

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  6. Ryan McCall

    Ryan McCall Well-Known Member

    251
    Aug 10, 2014
    I puked in the car driving home once, with a wetsuite on.
     
  7. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    maybe its your ears being covered. but seriously, this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard about issues with wearing wetsuits.
     
  8. CDsurf

    CDsurf Well-Known Member

    391
    May 10, 2014
    I think you are the guy that left his wetsuite in the parking lot today in spring lake, and for good reason.
     
  9. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Out the window I hope...
     
  10. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    Once I puked in the lineup after eating an angry whopper from burger king. They weren't kidding it was angry. My wetsuite has never made me puke though.
     
  11. FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

    830
    Aug 28, 2014
    maybe it's a sign that surfing isn't for you



    so quit now
     
  12. pkovo

    pkovo Well-Known Member

    599
    Jun 7, 2010
    Sounds like you just have a sensitive gag reflex triggered by neck pressure. Maybe you can stretch the neck of the suite. Wedge something in the neck to keep it stretched when it's hanging up at home. Might loosen it up. Them again, it may cause the occaisional cold water flush through the neck.

    On a separate completely random note, one of my friends got massive diahrea in his 5 mil once. So, it could be worse.
     
  13. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    an empty gallon milk jug has worked for me in this regard...
     
  14. Ryan McCall

    Ryan McCall Well-Known Member

    251
    Aug 10, 2014
    damn those manual windows
     
  15. all4blues

    all4blues Well-Known Member

    260
    Dec 14, 2013
    Its tied in with anxiety dude. Get a hood that sits above your chin and below your bottom lip to take the pressure off your throat. Peppermint gum might help, soothes the stomach and it can keep your throat from feeling locked up. Caffeine and THC can be anxiety triggers so avoid em before you put the suit(e) on. Speaking from experience.
     
  16. ragdolling

    ragdolling Well-Known Member

    263
    Jul 30, 2010
    Thanks, all. There was actually some helpful stuff in these replies. I'm gonna try the milk jug to stretch the suit and next time I buy a suit try on a lot more types to test the neck thing out and maybe see if I can somehow match a large suit with an XL hood. The caffeine tip is probably on the money, too. I tend to surf in the morning before work and have usually guzzled a lot of coffee. Still, it's never an issue unless I'm wearing a hood. I've never been a fan of ties or even turtle necks for the same reason.
     
  17. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    ^^This
    I make sure my hood sits above my chin. It seems to make breathing easier.
    What's weird for me is that in the Summer I can eat a WaWa breakfast sandwich then paddle out with no problem like an hour later. This time of year? No bueno. I got a bacon, egg, and cheese on a bagel at 8 AM yesterday morning. I damn-near threw that sucker up about 11 AM, about 30 minutes after first hitting the water. Same thing happened this time last year as I can recall.
     
  18. MrMacdugal

    MrMacdugal Well-Known Member

    357
    Aug 19, 2011
    I'm feeling attacked. I'm going to put my wetsweet on and retreat to safety
     
  19. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    Is this your problem?

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  20. ragdolling

    ragdolling Well-Known Member

    263
    Jul 30, 2010
    yeah, I already have suit that goes over the chin. I still have the problem and spend time between sets pulling it away to keep it clear of the throat. Below the chin is not even remotely doable. I'd be just puking like crazy.