NOTE: A Sweller is a member of the SI forum. A Swellie is an award for exceptional performance or infamy in a calendar year here on the forum. Get it right and don't confuse the two. Only a month to go in the 2014 Swellie Award races. Some were locked up long ago, while others are in a dead heat. Here's the latest update: HOTY14 is all but in yankee's hands. ROY14 (Rookie) is metard all the way. U2B gave him a late push but came into the race too late for substantial consideration. The good news is that U2B didn't break the 100 at-bat plateau like in Major League Baseball so 2015 will officially be considered his rookie year. Unless he gets his hand in a cast like sandblasters, you can guarantee that he will bring home ROTY15. BOTY14 (Bromance) is undeniably headed the way of 757surfer and Killa Kiel. They've now even synchronized their work schedules to take the relationship to a new level. Swellers are still fond of Doug and mattyb's Jerz barrell trading anecdote and are likely to give them runner-up. LOTY14 (Locker as in tread locker) is up for grabs between what looks to be brewengineer, rcarter, and a few others. The high number of locked treads by maniacal admins have actually complicated this race and they've reacted quickly to a number of members' posts and locked treads out. MOTY14 (Member) - Very tough call. This one will take lots of deliberation and discussion. KOTY14 (Kook) - Sharc***. Others will talk about MJR and a few additional individuals, but you can't forget the dire kookery displayed by Humper on the reg. POTY14 (Post) is perhaps the most difficult to select. metard has about a thousand bids in here. TOTY14 (Tread) looked like it was heading the way of Punk Rock Tread but there have been several making a fair bid since. This is always one of the tightest races among all the Swellies. FOTY14 (Fight) - Sharc*** vs. the world is basically it. Ruoy vs. the world is coming on strong too. There is less of a race than last year when we had latex dummies and such involved. Can't forget yankee vs. zach619 for some mention at least. WOTY14 (Wahine) - Betty has really done good as our queen mum and preeminent Incest forecaster. That said, #SuiteCaroline has come on strong in the fall season. If she were to act out she may get more votes her way based on publicity and controversy. COTY14 (Conspiracy) - The many faces of SBJ/PJB, and/or who and why in the admin circle is intent on not getting the banned back together when it comes to Billy. MATY14 (Member Achievement) - seanmcgaff for his brilliant videos, and no others come to mind although there have been quite a few moderately awesome achievements over the year. SOTY14 (Swell) - May 30 to June 3 Northeast was solid, as were Bertha, Cristobal, and Eduardo. Last day of summer swell could take it though. Discuss.
I'm gonna shake this sh!t up right now! Yankee don't have sh!t locked up yet. Fuk dat noise beeatch. Suck my dik muth fukers!!! How's that for some hate Emass? Next I'll post some porn and get this tread locked to gain a point in that one too.
Lol rcarter it's too late for HOTY14. You'd have to spark a new Hello tread in it's original quality and magnitude to get back into consideration. As for locking dis tread, c'mon bro, messing with the process of Swellie Award voting is a crime against stoke itself and all of SI.
That's right, you little wombat. That might be the first thing you've got right since you stopped sucking on yo' sister's over-sized nips.
Porn would just get waynetheinsaaaaaane excited again. He's already getting heated up by your open invitation to put a lip lock on your jank. You spent too much time on the gnome thread, my hatin' bruddah, and it's cost you dearly in the points race. It's ok, though: I'll need an award caddy & you're nominated.
HOTY14 is all but in yankee's hands. Damn right. Don't screw it up like you've screwed up the rest of your lives, buoyz. ROY14 (Rookie) is metard all the way. U2B gave him a late push but came into the race too late for substantial consideration. The good news is that U2B didn't break the 100 at-bat plateau like in Major League Baseball so 2015 will officially be considered his rookie year. Unless he gets his hand in a cast like sandblasters, you can guarantee that he will bring home ROTY15. Unk2B is seriously contending but metard is in a league of his own & has been all year long, even with his brief sabbatical where his swellie fans were calling his name. BOTY14 (Bromance) is undeniably headed the way of 757surfer and Killa Kiel. They've now even synchronized their work schedules to take the relationship to a new level. Swellers are still fond of Doug and mattyb's Jerz barrell trading anecdote and are likely to give them runner-up. Didn't these guys win last year, too? LOTY14 (Locker as in tread locker) is up for grabs between what looks to be brewengineer, rcarter, and a few others. The high number of locked treads by maniacal admins have actually complicated this race and they've reacted quickly to a number of members' posts and locked treads out. Brew is always on this but GitCarter might go DEFCON99 if he doesn't win something, so it's GitCarter by a pubic hair on this one. MOTY14 (Member) - Very tough call. This one will take lots of deliberation and discussion. It's either Seldom Seen or Gaffer. KOTY14 (Kook) - Sharc***. Others will talk about MJR and a few additional individuals, but you can't forget the dire kookery displayed by Humper on the reg. For real. No a-hole, not even skidmark & mtwitz, can come close to that lil shiiiiite from New England. POTY14 (Post) is perhaps the most difficult to select. metard has about a thousand bids in here. Tough one. TOTY14 (Tread) looked like it was heading the way of Punk Rock Tread but there have been several making a fair bid since. This is always one of the tightest races among all the Swellies. Anything but gnome threads & I'm cool with it. FOTY14 (Fight) - Sharc*** vs. the world is basically it. Ruoy vs. the world is coming on strong too. There is less of a race than last year when we had latex dummies and such involved. Can't forget yankee vs. zach619 for some mention at least. I can't lay claim that to my lil Walmart-hate-fest with frandresher was the dealio here. We made our peace, and fran thinks of me every time he passes Walmart's evil empire sign. What more could be asked for than that. WOTY14 (Wahine) - Betty has really done good as our queen mum and preeminent Incest forecaster. That said, #SuiteCaroline has come on strong in the fall season. If she were to act out she may get more votes her way based on publicity and controversy. Betty all the way, Betty has soul & depth; Caroline is a ditz, you can hear the blonde noises emanating from her posts. COTY14 (Conspiracy) - The many faces of SBJ/PJB, why in the admin circle is intent on not getting the banned back together when it comes to Billy. Hellll to the yeah. MATY14 (Member Achievement) - seanmcgaff for his brilliant videos I don't even know who that is, spicoli SOTY14 (Swell) Pick it, depends on locale [/QUOTE]
well yall i dont think i stand a chance for hoty so i am very disappointed. last year was close but yankee has my vote for hoty.
yank the Bromance Swellie came into being midsummer this year. You're thinking of the tread I put up just for that in May or June.
seanmcgaff is the shreddah from SoCal that posts tasteful GoPro vids on the reg from such breaks you may know as S*lt Cr*ek. "Blonde noises" LOLZ!
Lol Emass I was kiddin bout lokin dis hear tread brah. I ain't rollin like dat. And Yankee you are probably right, I specialized too much this year in Gnome, Shart and Gun Nut hate. I should have gone for the broad approach.
yankee for HOTC - the man has adjectives that could defeat some 3rd world armies...also, how bout MMTY14 (motor mouth) and DSTY14 (dumb sh!t).....
Isn't having IT in one's hand called a Yankee? As in, "I saw some smut last night that gave me an intense yankee."
Rcarter was on a roll, but I think he lost it on the gnome thread as well. That thread got so big that people stopped participating aside from those truly committed. For a stretch, he was giving yankee a good run. I think rcarter could make a show for the last month and do some damage. As it stands, yankee reigns supreme in blood. You dirty c*** gobbling goat f***er. Hoty belongs to your empty void of a soul. May you get the itchy scratchies in your nether regions for a 6 week stretch from those Thai ladyboys you frequent. In all honesty, respect for yankee. Dude has more hate than a black panther/AB combined block party.