Hands up!!! Don't sweep !

besides who would wanna get bonked in da head by THAT?

 

I'm gonna design one of those shirts right now.

I used to make angry and condescending pro gun ones to piss off liberals during anti gun rallies on a site. I can make it and share the link so we can all buy them. They're usually cheap (14 bucks I wanna say). I use the american apparel shirts for it, fitted cut.

Any input or creative ideas? Maybe '**** your sup brah' on the back?

 

With the anti sweep sign on the front. "Sup killer" on the sleeve.

"Team anti sweep: we f*** hindus" on the back.

 

"SI SUP F***ers: DOH in hindus since 2008"

 

any of those would pretty much ruin it for me. less is more, homie. less is more.

 

^^^^^ This...

I like SUPing the back bays, estuaries, creeks, rivers, lakes, etc. Being out in the dead of winter w\ just me and my rum is very relaxing. Or if its flat just going waaaaaay the f out and enjoying being out on the ocean. Maybe chasing a pod of dolphins or a turtle or fin or something. I'll catch a wave on the way in if there's anything to catch. But I just never look at and decent wave and go, "Ya know, I think I'll ditch the surf board and SUP it". It just doesn't appeal to me.

But I'm a live and let live kinda guy. If people do it and they aren't bothering anyone or endangering anyone IDGAF.

 

Let's hear it man, need a consensus.

 

yes, but unfortunately most of the guys on them are boobs. especially summer time EC

 

Absolutely agree. Last time I was down saw kook royalty on SUPs. Girl was trying to paddle out with the fins first, couldn't figure out why she couldn't keep it straight. Her dumb*** bf sat and waited in the impact zone for a nice friendly wave to come and gently carry him to the beach. There was some swell that day too. Wasn't even paddling, just sitting still. We all pulled up chairs to the edge of the water and cheered at the inevitable result. When they left they strapped one on the top of their SUV deck side up and the other deck side down, so it looked like they had a giant bullet or rocket on top.

But they were nowhere near me or anyone else so rather than get angry I just enjoyed the kook show.

 

Well obv man. You can't surf past Sept. It's too cold and there's no waves. #saltlife

 

for me, just a simple clown SUPer image on the front w/ the saying written above (hands up!) & below (don't sweep!)

 

dildo.

when they're not endangering anyone, summertime SUPtards are one of the most entertaining things on the beach, if not THE most entertaining thing. even more so than little kids trying to skim on their boogie boards & splattering themselves when the water recedes faster than they expected.

 

Yes, that would describe it best.

+1 for groms faceplanting on skimboards.

 

Sea janitors! Love it! To me, the motion reminds me of someone recovering from a brain injury useing a rake for the first time, and the trucker cap is kind of like a "soft" helmet.

 

That's exactly what it was, it ran it's course I suppose, I really do dig taking it out for distance paddling to get a good work out and fishing from it is a blast, that's where I get most of my water time on it these days, and I only do that when there is no waves or if my wife wants to go.

 

lol LEE

 

Yeah no kidding, it hurts, however the paddle handle is the worst I ever got, caught me on my eye lid once while I was paddling out over a 6ft. set wave that I barely made it over, it hit me so hard it cut me. Thankfully it wasn't too bad though. No stitches or anything.

 

Put the proceeds towards your vasectomy and I'll buy 20.