Ever been in a Surf fight?

Lololol. "She's 3!!!! Why did you punch her?!?!"

Si, banging hindus and punching babies since 2014"

 

This was one of the greatest things I've ever read. I've read some pretty awesome sh** too. Thank you.
Do you think you could reenact this, somehow, and post it to youtube? It would be so so money. Thanks again.

 

Pissed a bunch of people off when I was learning.

Other than that not that I KNOW of.

 

This one's kinda lame, but funny I think. I was in Turks and Caicos one time with my wife and daughter. We were at Sandals I think. No waves, just a bunch of resorts. I swear I saw a little wave breaking on the reef a boat ride away. I had no boat access. Think Sesame Place at the beach, basically. This was an all-inclusive place with the best Jerk Chicken I ever had in my life. OK, I digress. Any way, this family of Israeli dooshers decided they were gonna crowd my family and set up shop all around us right where we were sitting and steal a chair or two ours too. This is a major faux pas at an all inclusive sh** resort. Once you put your towels on chairs, you claimed those b*tches for several hours, that's how that sh*t works. There were like 10 of them in their crew...Greasy looking, talking rapid fire in their native tongue, etc. There was one alpha male guy who was the honcho of the group. When we rolled up from getting something to eat, they were all there, not going ANYWHERE. Anyway, my wife starts shooting off at the mouth and saying that they stole our spots, etc. I was like "oh crap, this is when stuff gets ill". My wife looks at me like "are you gonna stick up for us?", and i politely said to the honcho super buff guy "hey man, we would really like to sit here, there are plenty of chairs right down the beach". He told me "we're not leaving". I told the guy he needed to take him and his family down the beach or I was gonna call the security guy over. The guy stepped to me like he wanted to fight and I said bring it. I had a hand full of sand Rick Kane style ready to launch in his face and I was gonna take his legs out. Out of nowhere, this 5 foot 3 "resort security" guy with a sawed off bat and a whistle pops out of the trees. He must have been listening to the whole thing go down, and definitely saved my arse from a pounding. He was on-point, and broke the whole thing up. The greasy family moved away, i didn't get killed, and I ate my jerk chicken and drank my inclusive dranks in peace. the end.

 

I love a happy ending.

 

http://www.shoreguide.com/massage/oriental/

 

LOLZ. They just shut down the amp in my 'hood..

 

It happened many years ago. I almost forgot the part where an osprey did a fly by as it broke up. That is one of my good luck signs ever since. I can usually mean mug or smile my way out of trouble without any verbosity, but after he scared, sprayed and ticked my wife off with his loud smelly jetski, you know how that $hit rolls. We've kinda regulated them over the years with random acts of aggression, coconut slingshots, golf balls, etc.

 

Growing up in the early 70's you learned surf etiquette real fast or you would get punched. I still believe in the pecking order, my home break can get rowdy for sure if your not local, but I have noticed going back a few years that youngsters just don't give a fvck anymore, and really cause a majority of the problems.

 

Youz guyz otta know there ain't no such thing as a "REAL" surf related fight...hey and who doesn't love a visit
To the local wishy washy?

 

You're trained in the monkey punch too?

 

Prerequisite pre-mavs charge.
The dude in that video only surfs guns because he's never seen anything under 24ft.

 

My suttle tea was not lost on the masses.

 

Dude, Jr. you're posting some solid **** lately. Im impressed. Partially threatened that you're making a run at ROTY2015, but thats for a different thread. Anyway, excellent commentary. If this were Roman times, I would let you rape one of my slaves.

I wish I had a time machine. Maybe I need to learn to sweep the leg while surfing. THAT is the next big move.

 

a moron with a flat top haircut who wears a wifebeater tank top while surfing. i had to hold in my laughter just to talk **** to him properly.

 

Lol, finally someone caught this.

 

U2B: MJR came in well before the all-star break and cracked 100 at bats early on. 2014 is his rookie campaign as a Sweller. You were a September/October call-up and will therefore be on the 2015 ballot. Bodes well for you as it's not likely you'll have comp from a cat like metard, but we are hoping to come across more talent in future seasons.

fl.dog: All of society still needs the pecking order for its own good. Unfortunately, it's a thing of the past.

 

Pecking order still alive and well round here at the right spots. Not in Deal though. Thats the order of the douche canoes, a snake and drop fest with its own obstacle course of human bobbers on the inside.

 

Ye breh no doubt and it's a good thing. I was digressing more on the macrocosm of society and the concurrent breakdown of dues paying with the uprising of entitlement. All starts with the disintegration of the neighborhood environment with youth and adolescents. Only place you see play in neighborhoods now is in the hood and it's overshadowed by larger factors. Kids' lives are over-committed, over-organized and overrun by their parents and they end up graduating college still in the placenta.

Eff that bro. Ima go hit stomach and clean at the home break and snack some lipz.