Hands up!!! Don't sweep !

Did same thing to guy trying to take every wave at surfers last weekend.

 

I've heard from others that fishing is great, esp if you get something to drag you around. Was thinking of getting into that at some point. How is yours set up? We can take this offline if you want so not to jack the SUP hating thread...

 

I'll PM you

 

Cool thanks.

 

Anytime, just sent a min ago

 

Thanks Tubby (avatar pic)

 

Rex Banner: Are you the beer baron?
Flanders: Well if you're talking root beer, I plead guilt-diddly-ilty as char-diddly-arged!
Banner: He's not the baron...but he sounds drunk! Take him in! (to CBG) Are you the beer baron?
Comic Book Guy: Yes but only by night. By day I am a mild-mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper.
Banner: Don't crack wise with me, Tubby.
CBG: Tubby?! Oh yes, tubby.

Sumo Wrester: (in Japanese) The name "Tubby" is hurtful, as my weight problem is largely glandular. Ooh! Are you going to eat that? (takes Homer's pretzel) Yoink!

 

**** man you say it like it's a bad thing, no kids? **** if the only thing I have to do is make T-shirts to guarantee that consider it done.

 

Nope

 

I have been working lately and havent been on much this week, so I started ticking off a ton of quotes to reply to. Forgot what this one was. BUT I will say this: "Sweep the leg" is my new response to everything. If somebody comes at me with a bat I am definitely going to turn my head and drop to my knees. Being on your knees is the Zen Prostitute attack position.

I need to surf NJ more. I get that you're standing on a flotation device, but backpaddling rules are still in effect. Pick a spot from left to right and respect it. If you dont, and get dropped in on, its actually not dropping in---its me saying "Hey, this is what has to happen so that I dont kill you right now."

For the record, posted this a few weeks ago on Emass' (Emass's or Emass' or Emasses'?!?) thread on SUPping. Couldnt agree more. Please place a captive child on this clowns hip.

#Pioneers? Stay Salty my friends.

 

one time my 11/0 surfboard (narrower than a sup) hit my thigh.
six months later - THATS SIX MONTHS - the bruise went away.
downright scary what those things could do to ones' skull.
or worse - MUCH WORSE - somebody elses'.

 

hey how about a discussion about our opinion on supper. That would actually be something different.

I had a cheese burger last night.

Society is doomed, no diversity of thought these days. And not enough well made cheeseburgers.

Who here Sups? oh yea well your lame, stay out of the water
Who here longboards? lame, you too
Who here shortboards? lameo, more of the same
Who here bodysurfs? rad/lame, i swim better than you
Who here bodyboards? laaaaame, so did shark-hunter

 

We don't even surf anymore. Strictly cageless shark diving, armed only with a blef and a Hindu to surf in on. Hindu puts blef in said hindus mouth, gnomewhatimsayin?

 

Me three. Surfing is lame. Real water sports: I put my deeeck in a piranha tank, or I try to drown myself in the bathtub while I masturbate. #hardcorewatersports

 

Don't look up "hardcore water sports" on the family computer by the way. No sports involved, and not really any water either. Mostly just Germans and urine.