Short board knee high ??????

We don't want to be near you either. But, sometimes ya just don't know 'TIL ya go. Ya know

 

They should be your motivation to get out there and surf. When it's peeling nicely and you're copping rides on the trusty LB, just grin when you pass them by when they're struggling to catch a single ride.

 

Jimbo Pelligrine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrf93aLQXBE

 

I sb on anything that will float me. LB gets boring after a while for me. I aint no size queen. My favorite days are belly high and clean, occasional chest sets, no wind. If thigh'highs have some juice I am all about em.

 

the idiots at my spot love to bring out their 5'6's on a knee high day, pop up, pump for the whole wave for some sh!tty attempt at a cutback, fall off, paddle back out, and repeat again and again.

how is that even fun?

they're all super aggro too. they're the type of dudes who paddle within inches of you and pretend that you're not even there because they're too cool. they're the sickest summer surfer crew i've ever seen.they're the sh!t brahhh

 

Ya Im not one of those

 

wow jimbo with the ultimate burn at 0:40. tssss (sizzling sound). Then he gets barreled and kicks out all cool like "deal with it". This man is a true hater, watch out yankee.

 

In defense of White Castle

I don't think he should be lumped in with shart boarder and sag_vag(clearly two sad little boys wallowing in self-pity). From what I can deduce, the dude clearly surfs, has some knowledge, and trolls with humour. I mean, come on, "hands up don't sweep"...thats good stuff.

 

when its ankle to shin i longboard.
i grovel when its shin to thigh.
when its shin to waist i hope it gets to chest.

 

If it is in any way physically possible to ride a shortboard, I'd rather be on a shortboard. Why would anyone, who is capable of walking, walk with crutches if they didn't need them?

 

Nah man stay at it...I think the only person reporting lately was shat border.

 

why not have a hybrid for the knee to waist mushy days. I am a "shortboarder" but some of the best days of surfing ive had have been waist high waves on my 7'4 fun shape. I can connect the sections that even the most skilled guy on a shortboard can get to and i can still wrap my turns and snap the lip... brah

 

Where is that? Blacks?

 

Uluwatu methinks.