Ever been in a Surf fight?

I hear that, i'm gonna do same after I get my kid to school. I send my kid out to play he gets bored in 30 min so he shows back up. I end up going out with him and pretending i'm a kid again because I dont want to contribute to the wall-e mind set we have developed nor do I want my son to think its ok. Hope u get a few good ones spicoli. (fyi spicoli was my nickname in college and I was gonna use it here when I first joined but then I saw u got it first, damn!)

 

With that typo this sounds kinda sexy...

 

I beat up a big surfer for breaking my bike when I was in college. Rich kid, talked a lot of smack, blah, blah, blah. The kid had been taken care of. I gave him 2 days to apologize. He ended up flipping out on me in front of a couple of people. I calmly said "OK", put my kickstand down on the mountain bike I used for transportation and approached him...

Background

This was a couple of years back. I was broke to a greater extent than I am now, going to school, used a bike for transportation in a small town. I stopped by my buddy's apartment for a quick drink since I had been to school all day and it was about 4 PM at this point. I didn't lock my bike for the first time ever. I walk out expecting to hop on my bike, grab a bite to eat at my place and get back to my studies at the library.

I get on my bike only to notice that the back rim is bent to hell. I flip out and start approaching everyone about this. I even approached the chicks living in the building that I had not been smooth with the week before. I assumed they must have been upset with me. Whatever the reason, now I had to go find some bike shop so I could replace this rim.

I had to get in my car that I used only for trips home. That's how I saved money and avoided the dreaded DUI. I had to go to this townie shop and I was pissed to hear that the rim was over $14 and I only had $16 to my name being that it was between paychecks and bills. I get the rim, vent about everything, and I go back to my buddy's to ask his roommates.

I mention this story to a couple of kids out front of the building and they tell me that my buddy's roommate did a bunnyhop on the bike, saw it was busted, said it was a "piece of $hit", tossed it, and went on his merry way...

I enter the apartment, see him watching TV, and enjoying his meal. I ask him about the bike. He says "I don't know what you are talking about." I tunr to my buddy who says, "I am not getting involved." I exclaim "I knew it" and punch this dude in the stomach. He said, "GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!" I say OK, but all I want is a simple apology since I did not, in fact, chain my bike. One could say that it is my fault. He says "That bike is a piece of $hit!" I tell him that I am leaving, but he will have to leave the safety of his apartment sooner or later.

 

The next night, there is a party at the building. Everyone is out having a good time, I am a few drinks deep, and he pops up. A couple of guys start egging me to go at it with him. I say no, go into an unoccupied apartment and start drinking alone with a bottle of Canadian Mist (that was on sale at the ABC store that month). Of course everyone says that I am a pu$$y, blah, blah, blah. Nothing happens.

The next day, I ride by, see surfer dude with his billabong shirt on, talking to the neighbor. I cordially greet the neighbor, turn to surfer guy (6'4", 250 vs me 6'0", 170) and say "Hi. Do you have anything to say?" Mind you that I am still on my bike. She is a bit of a beater, but that is beside the point. He of course says, "Still talking about your piece of $hit bike! Dude, just shut up before you regret it." Has his smirk going and all.

BTW, there is no one out at this point. I walk up and jump on his back to put him in a headlock. I tell him, that I will kick his ass and draw no blood. The neighbor busts out laughing. Surfer says, he is giving me 2 seconds to get off of him or I will get beat. I say, at this point, I need $14.63 in addition to the apology for this so conclude. He proceeded to go ape$hit. I never let go, but he bucked around, ran me into 3 brick walls, dragged my through bushes, drove me into balcony posts, you name it. This went on for about the length of a class. That dude had stamina!

Finally, he started to slow down. By this point, I am bleeding all over and my clothes are torn to shreds. I finally get my feet on the ground, release my grip and just go On Bak (knees and elbows) to the head. I push him down a flight of wood stairs, grab his blond dreads and continue to beat his head. He falls and right next to the door at that. He burst in there and locked the door. I tell him through the door "that was a $.14 a$$ whooping and there is mush debt to work off."

I emerge from the staircase, there are a lot of people that have been watching for some time now since they got out of class. I never noticed them I was so into it. I apologize to the tenants. The guys laugh, the girls look disgusted. Whatever did I do to them???

I am all shaky, mutter some nonesense and peddled home.

 

A surf fight? Never! Surfing is filled with hugs, kisses, love, respect, consideration, etiquette, safe behavior, and equality.

 

Later that day...

I got a call from this dude. He was very apologetic and said he didn't think I would do anything about it. I told him all I wanted was for you to come clean about it, and now the bushes are ruined. He told me I have your money and I will see you at the Thirsty Thursday party that night. I figured I was going to get jumped.

I roll up to the party and he is the first one to greet me there. No sooner that I walk up to him, a group of people were like "dude, you beat that kids A$$ earlier! That is funny! Do it again!" Surfer busts out a $20, says he is sorry. I say that's cool and shake his hand. It was over. Of course the rest of the night people were talking about it. Instead of cashing in on chicks for this, I threatened to do the same to the next person that mentioned it. Me and surfer were cool, I didn't get jumped, he paid me and apologized. I feel like I got a bonus.

I can't believe I just typed this...

 

HA HA HA HA, classic man!

 

Lol KillaKiel nice story!

 

The Natural Born Killakiel!

 

Good sh*t Killa, it aint the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dogg!

 

I train with the people that trained ol' Chuck taylor. No one ever tries to fight me. Here are some guys from our dojo. The last one is rcarter.

[video=youtube;-6Txtlk4Nok]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Txtlk4Nok[/video]

 

Clemson I don't know where you find these vids but I enjoy them thoroughly.

 

LOLZ! Didn't see that I wrote "snack some lipz" til now!! Damn iPhone 8.

I like it though...snack the lip. I snacked the lip real good this morning on the glassy 2.5ft peelers. Good 90 minute session fighting my way through the loggers and janitors and yes, a surf kayaker. lol it could've been the epitome of dis tread. I just did my own thing and caught 20 waves in an hour and a half. More than even the sweepers. There was enough for everyone.

Hey K2, that's a serious story bro!

 

Came home from work one friday 5 years ago, supposed to go on vaction with my lady. Find a dear john letter. What the fvck ! So i go surfing with my buddy. Take one in and a fisherman talks sh!t to me about something. Couldnt hear him, so i get to shore and ask him who the fvck he is talkin to, he says to shut my dumb @ss mouth. I am usually a mellow guy, but i was in no mood for this d!psh!t!!! Got in his face, when he informs me his buddy and him are gonna kick my @ss, i look over at him and decide i can kick both their @sses , i am full on rage by now. I tell him to take the first shot, he informs me his third friend is gonna make sure they all will kick my @ss.
I look to my right and tell them my buddy will take care of his @ss. At that point the puzzies call the cops on me!!! I spit in his face called him a douche bag and went home.

 

I wouldn't re-tell that story. I would bury it.

 

I struck out on the surf it was flat when I checked it,thought there would be something but no dice. Worked instead. This vid made me laugh my a$$ off though.....

 

Here is my embarrassing fight story:

So you know those young black college athletes that look like they are 35.......

I am home visiting during a college break some 13 years ago. At the time I was a musclehead and at 5'6" I was weighing in at a solid 190+. I go the town rec center to play basketball with my younger brother, who is a sophmore in high school at the time.

My town changes more every time I go back. When I was growing up there were like 3 black kids in school. It was a caucasian town. Black kids started to come in from two towns over and use our towns indoor basketball court around that time, and nobody cared as long as you could play and you were respectful. But truthfully my exposure to minorities was limited growing up. This is somewhat relevant to the story.

Anyway, we are playing full court pick up against a team with a few wannabe thugs and some big black guy, easily 6'2"+. I had him pegged for my age, maybe 22-23. The black kid was spiking the ball after he scored or kicking it across the court, talking ****, and being a douche. My kid brother was guarding him, and after a play where the black dude didnt score they exchanged words, and then he pushed my brother. I was training yooo-yeeeeetsu at the time and thought I was king turd. I leapt onto his back and put him in a rear naked. Locked him up tight with my legs. He fell to the ground and I didnt let go. Wrapped him up like a snake. I felt punches to my head but I was impenetrable. I couldn't hear anything. All I was doing was strangling. Finally the world came back and I heard someone say "he's turning blue, let go!" I sprung up and left him gasping on the ground, and chased his friends into the locker room. I slapped one of them and they all fled through the back door. I was hulking out.

We left immediately afterwards and on the ride home my brother said, "Thanks man. That kid is the biggest bully in high school." HIGH SCHOOL?!?!?!? That man was a giant. He was huge. I just assumed that if you were 6'alot and had facial hair then you were probably not in high school....

So yeah, I beat up a high school kid in my early 20s.

 

He might have also been in his twenties.In high school when we would play Asbury Park the players were men and we were boys. The high school players on their team had like their three kids and their parole officer routing for them from the sideline. Our whole team would sh!t bricks all week when we had to play them. I was a tight end a small one at that time I was 170 and 6'0" I would spend the day blocking a 270lb DE or a 240lb LB basically I got my a$$ handed to me for 3 hours. Funny thing is they all wanted to be the star and ended up playing against each other so we would usually win, the scary thing about winning that game is you worried about drive by's when you left.

 

Lol sooo sustanon? Winstrol? Or both?

 

Yeah, dude had some Mr. Ed teeth. I must've gotten on the wrong side of the VB surf crowd before I even moved down here...seen a lot of douchiness from the dudes in my age group here. If he was your friend, pick better friends and don't mess with my stuff.

Do you guys see how nice I am?

Is everyone an ultimate fighter now? What is with this? Everyone I had beef with growing up because they thought I was weak since I am so so nice and lost is now an ultimate fighter. Clemson, did we have beef back in the day? Is that why the post went up? I hope I didn't offend everyone...just don't mess with my stuff.

For those of you seeing this as a challenge...that's crazier than what I type in this forum. I just want to surf and make crazy noises in the lineup every now and then. When "that guy" makes a comment along the lines of Kevin hart's Uncle; leaving you in a state of confusion, suspense and not knowing if I offended you...Hello. Surfing is funny to me much like a banana peel on the cafeteria floor at age 5...its freakin awesome!

Speaking of surf...why are there more surfers in Vb this time of the year than even the summer? Seriously...weird. Clemson, can you and rcarter go beat these people. None of them broke my bike so I am debating whether to let it slide or not. Is wetsuit technology that much better or has it been that flat?

I am typing more than usual. I must not be as busy as usual. Perhaps I am empassioned.

I am not from New Jersey but I appreciate the positive feedback I experienced after my long posts earlier. That post is for all of us that have had someone try to big boy us even later in life. Even when you try to take the high road, they still try to take you down. Fight the good fight.

Freedom can be lost in a generation.