Dear Santa

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Dec 11, 2014.

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  1. Dec 11, 2014 #1
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

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    Aug 22, 2012
    Santa,
    I've been a pretty good boy. Occasionally I lash out on the SI Forum at some folks who drive me crazy. I foster strong beliefs that a few of them don't even surf, but I think you can forgive me for such transgressions. There is really only one thing in the world I want for Christmas. I know you must have about a million requests for it, but I want to be the millionth and one request. Of course I'm talking about the Surf Jimmy. I'd like one for my "stocking", no pun intended.
    Thanks Santa.
    Manisses

    PS - I'd also like Metard back on the forum, but I think that's out of your control.

    [video=youtube;mW-oKc69VAE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW-oKc69VAE#t=64[/video]
     
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Dec 11, 2014
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Dec 11, 2014
  3. Dec 11, 2014 #2
    Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

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    Santa isnt real!
     
    Scobeyville, Dec 11, 2014
    Scobeyville, Dec 11, 2014

  5. Dec 11, 2014 #3
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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    Dec 10, 2007
    Go to your grocery store and get plastic bags. Don't be silly and get this Mani. Ask Santa for something worthwhile like some blef fins.
     
    ClemsonSurf, Dec 11, 2014
    ClemsonSurf, Dec 11, 2014
  6. Dec 11, 2014 #4
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

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    Aug 22, 2012
    Crap. You are right. Its too late. I already sent my letter to santa. Those blef fins.... I could really use them for my cheese shredding needs.
     
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Dec 11, 2014
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Dec 11, 2014
  7. Dec 11, 2014 #5
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

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    Sep 12, 2010
    +1 on the plastiplastic bags been doing it for years.

    Better yet get a heavy duty black back from a liquor store or gallon zip locks.

    Works like a charm.
     
    bubs, Dec 11, 2014
    bubs, Dec 11, 2014
  8. Dec 11, 2014 #6
    MY SAVIOR

    MY SAVIOR Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2014
    +1^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ It is all about JESUS!..........................santa=satan, so you all keep asking santa
     
    MY SAVIOR, Dec 11, 2014
    MY SAVIOR, Dec 11, 2014
  9. Dec 11, 2014 #7
    salzsurf

    salzsurf Well-Known Member

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    Feb 11, 2011
    Anybody ever try these remedies with a 6/5? Does it remotely help with that much rubber involved?
     
    salzsurf, Dec 11, 2014
    salzsurf, Dec 11, 2014
  10. Dec 11, 2014 #8
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Daggering.
     
    seldom seen, Dec 11, 2014
    seldom seen, Dec 11, 2014
  11. Dec 11, 2014 #9
    NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    You are checkers.... all blacks and reds blacks and reds in the brain. All those fairy tale sky wizards and fire breathing dungeon goats you speak of are fake. Just because you like one more than the other doesn't make that one real.
     
    NJ glide, Dec 11, 2014
    NJ glide, Dec 11, 2014
  12. Dec 11, 2014 #10
    NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    Just keep your socks on til your suit is on, no need for plastic bags. thats what ive always done and it works.

    I second the metard come home to si vote. Hes probably over at magic seaweed right now f-ing with a bunch of limey brits feeling all lost and alone without us. How could you do this SI...HOW!
     
    NJ glide, Dec 11, 2014
    NJ glide, Dec 11, 2014
  13. Dec 11, 2014 #11
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

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    Aug 22, 2012
    FWIW I have no plans to purchase this. If I were in the porn industry I would buy a HoStevie, though.
     
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Dec 11, 2014
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Dec 11, 2014
  14. Dec 11, 2014 #12
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    Dear Satan Claws,

    Please.... take care of..... "MY SAVIOR" for me. You know what I mean. I've been extra bad this year... See my confessions posts...
    Sincerely,
    Bobbleheadobama
     
    CBSCREWBY, Dec 11, 2014
    CBSCREWBY, Dec 11, 2014
  15. Dec 11, 2014 #13
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    As soon as I get a gopre I'm ordering the HoStevie mouth mount...probly could get some sick barrel footage w/ it.
     
    seldom seen, Dec 11, 2014
    seldom seen, Dec 11, 2014
  16. Dec 11, 2014 #14
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

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    Gaf how big is it? Checked a few cams and it looks like the West is firing.
     
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Dec 11, 2014
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Dec 11, 2014
  17. Dec 11, 2014 #15
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Some say Santa is the personification of A muscaria.jpg . Which the reindeer of Siberia would frequently consume, and the shamans would then drink the reindeer pee. They could've eaten the fungus straight up, but oddly enough the reindeer urine contained purified and concentrated muscimole and ibotenic acid...making it easier to get off on than the mushrooms alone.

    reindeer.jpg
     
    seldom seen, Dec 11, 2014
    seldom seen, Dec 11, 2014
  18. Dec 11, 2014 #16
    Losttsol

    Losttsol Well-Known Member

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    Feb 18, 2013
    Dear Satan,

    Please bring me the Jimmy (size XXL if you know what I mean ;)), some Sex Wax, and a mouth mount. I would also like some surfing accessories too.

    Thank you
     
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    Losttsol, Dec 11, 2014
    Losttsol, Dec 11, 2014
  19. Dec 11, 2014 #17
    surfnewb

    surfnewb Well-Known Member

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    Dec 21, 2013
    What happened to Metard? He get banned? I missed so much...
     
    surfnewb, Dec 11, 2014
    surfnewb, Dec 11, 2014
  20. Dec 11, 2014 #18
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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    Dec 10, 2007
    I would have ridden a 7S saltshaker in that all day.
     
    ClemsonSurf, Dec 11, 2014
    ClemsonSurf, Dec 11, 2014
  21. Dec 11, 2014 #19
    nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

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    Jul 27, 2012
    Don't smoke crack kids... This way you don't have to spend the rest of your life saying stupid sh!t like this hoping for forgiveness from some made up character in a book.
     
    nynj, Dec 11, 2014
    nynj, Dec 11, 2014
  22. Dec 11, 2014 #20
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;pkPgYbdQ1kQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkPgYbdQ1kQ[/video]
     
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Dec 11, 2014
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Dec 11, 2014
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