I'm a jackass lurker, new to posting in forums. Hi

bro if you not from the south dont come to the south go home....kook. i think your a spy from msw and we dont talk about msw around these parts youll but the whole forum on lockdown.

 

Dear mr dreamsofpolkadots,

You made it!!

Finally!!

We have all been waiting! Now you really part of the crew!

Have you met Gruvi yet? Has he bought you pizza? He surfers Belmar too. Eating pizza with gruvi is kinda a right of passage too....

K bro- just don't mention the 'other side' any more, ppl on here might take it the wrong way. Specially Tard.

Your new friend
Mr Belmar

 

You ain't sh!t till you do a Carolina Cutback! And Bro do you even lift?

 

Welcome I think....you sho enough do a lot of moving, you on da run?

 

There should be a special thread where everyone with less than 100 posts can just hang out, teabag one another, kook it up, play with each other, ask one another stupid questions, huddle together & squawk like baby seagulls. Perhaps someday to make it out of SI Forum purgatory to the big stuff.

waynetheinsaaaane could be in charge of that place.

 

^^^ +1 good idea.

 

Sure, and a "señor" care facility for fartbags over 4k posts

 

Welcome to our safe harbour.

 

Caressing your balls while posting is an automatic infarction, fruitcake.

On second thought, we could have a special exemption category for annoying twits who have under, say, 500 posts.

Bingo.....who says you never win anything swollendiiiick?

 

Yankee throwing bombs! This one and the one to Wayne were hilarious dude Hahaha

 

YO WTF! so if you don't post a lot…FVCK YOU!?!?!?

Man, hit this raw dog n bail

Night COurt w/ Harry Anderson you fvcking twat smoking cumbags. I hate all equally

No hate (or is there???)….some twat WILL smoke a cumbag. I just need a mother and i will fvck her considering I am Kiel, the motherfvcker that's gonna squirt in her and make her
flick her
flick her
flick her
labia with…herrr finnnnggerrrr
till she
squirt
allll
overrrr
the floorer
and my dog licks it up. Like Dr. Evil says…all creatures deserve a warm meal

man…where is the surf. It will be here soon. I have sacrificed a lot to post here except all of you

 

I don't think it's all about number of posts. Content counts too. I have over 2K but only maybe 20 or so are helpful, 500 or so are regulating on kooks and the other 1500+ are random thoughts that pop into my head. Killa has 1/4 of my posts but they almost all have good content. However 99% of the under 100 club are worthless.

 

I put elastic bands around my balls and Im not taking them off until I hit 1000 posts...

 

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You leave a trail of lies?????

Not surf dog...the other guy. If confused, PM and I will go Virgil on your ass and lead you to your own personal hell. its all good, we will make it unbearable for you and entertaining for us…the TORMENTORS.

I am Satan's wing's and Swell Info is your block of ice. Welcome to your inferno