heres another damn it i dont have any wax. surf is forecast for 6 foot you do a 7am dawn patrol....its 2 foot.. its to early for this ****. im going back to bed. just one more wave. who hasnt said you should of been here yesterday.
"Should of been here earlier" "I was down the beach, it was going off" "How was it?" "Where were you when it was winter?" "Look at this f*&king kook" "That dude rips" "Just gotta wait for the sets"
"It's all about wave selection today." "Not that big, but..." "My arms are spent." "The water's warm right over here."
"fluck it, its only fog" "I can make that" "Alright your really gonna take this wave huh...oh you Kocksucker!" "Whats that dude chummin out there?"
"You getting hungry?" "You just gotta be in the right spot" "What time you gotta be there?" "Just got worked" "Where is (blank)?" "How you been?"
"Whatchya ridin' these days?" "Should get better when the tide goes out/comes in/whatever tide it isn't right now." "The wind killed it." "Did you check (insert random surf spot here)?"
"Get on it!" *Upon looking at a photo of someone in the barrel* .. "not bad, but did he make it?" "Waves got some funk on the face" "I've been here since first light" "brahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Mahalo, you fvckin' surfers, god damn nerds" "Got some lefts, some rights, some green rooms?" "I'll fvckin' sponge this whole entire ocean up with my big old d!ck" "Looks like KP's 'bout to t!tty-fvck this wave" "Locals Only, you fvckin grommet, stay off my beach!"
" F@ck this, it's cold and the wind is all over it. I'm catching one more and heading in." (Chavez catches a wave but it's a close out) "That one didn't count." 30 minutes later......
"Next time, don't rock up with 8 of your buddies. Better yet, don't come back." "No Goon Cords." "Split, kook." "I just got shacked off my nut." "It looks like sloppy mutation out there." "No Brazilians. Ever." "Let's go wax his windshield."
