Need help from the boys! Quick!!

Did you make any promises to land that catch? If you did then its all on you and you need to man up and live up to it. If not then you have no commitment. If that's the case just tell her you're open to hanging out but don't want to date anyone. Then you can be friends with bennies.

Careful though, she will still try to work the relation angle...Women have patience, persistence, and endurance, they will win in the end. You'll need to be sharp and light on your feet if you want to stay a freebird.

 

Tell her you love her and can't live without her. Tell her you're going to give up everything to concentrate on loving her. Call her every 15 min to tell her you're thinking about her. Show up unexpectedly and just sit and stare. If that doesn't work, do the bull rider on her. When you're sodomizing her, whisper in her ear that her mom likes it just like that. then try to hold on for 8 seconds.

 

She's gonna dump you. Ladies are players these days. You're not the only one.

 

Ladies is pimps too haha

 

Fools! Doesn't this guy live on a strip of sand on the Mid-Atlantic coast? There aren't that many fine little things running around in the winter months. It'd be wise to keep enjoying her company...

 

I pity the fool that gets married for the lack of trying!

 

I am NOT saying marry the girl, or even dive headlong into the relationship. You just gotta feel things out

 

Some people have to resort to "Winter Rules" on islands in the offseason. That doesn't even apply in this case, but it's important to consider.

 

Be careful young padawan.

 

No advice on how to handle, but be sure to wrap it up. The only lip destruction you want is in the water.

 

Rummage through medical waste outside of a hospital until you find an umbilical cord. Ducktape said cord to your belly and run it dow to your crotch. Cover with pants. Go to special lady's house and have her discover the cord when she unzips you...

 

Cool man. I had sex last night too.

 

Well this got rancid in a hurry hahaha

 

post pics homeboy

 

Want to get rid of a clingy chick? Become ultra-clingy.

Call and text her endlessly, even if you don't mean it...but try to appear sincere.

Invite her over and make her breakfast, lunch and dinner. After dinner, rent some wussy chick flicks and cry like a little girl.

Constantly drape yourself over and around her, like a lovesick 14-year old Mexican...especially in public.

Instead of giving it to her hard and dirty, make sweet tender love to her...then softly cry afterward, telling her how much she means to you. Tell her you would die without her in your world.

Follow each and every one of these steps to the letter, and she will pack up and move out of state within 2-3 months. Guaranteed.

 

Me too. It was an oily affair, haha

 

Nice dude, what was his name?

 

Ugh, what the f@ck is wrong with the men of today?
Damnit Dune, when you are horny, go over there and f@ck her brains out. Then just up and leave. If YOU do it right, you'll have her wrapped around your finger. Take charge man!

 

Can she cook?